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Martial Fart

The act of squeezing out ones farts whilst performing martial art moves. Replacing "Hee Yaaaa" with a bottom rippler.
Van Damme disposed of the three assailants with an uppercut, roundhouse and wet Martial Fart that smelled of eggs...
by fishkka August 11, 2010
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Fart Nappy

A piece of 3-ply toilet folded in half at least four times and inserted between the buttocks to protect underwear in times of messy flatulence.
Gareth was glad he used a fart nappy towards the end of his illness... Just in case
by Ron Chandler July 14, 2016
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Fart Slinger

A person that partakes in the act of farting in to a cupped hand and throwing it.
Tom thought to him self why it smelled like a fart even though he had not farted. He then remembered that across the room was Jim, and that Jim was a known Fart Slinger.
by TasteyPotato September 12, 2014
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Schrodinger's fart

an ambiguously ominous pressure in one's bowel that is simultaneously flatulence, diarrhea, and a bowel movement until it is released, at which point quantum superposition ends and one must simply hope that they guessed correctly.
It's a good thing I went to the bathroom for that Schrodinger's fart, or else it would have been messy.
by Squeaky Farts January 7, 2021
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fart barnacle

Chunks of fecal matter that stick to the side of the toilet after an explosive fart. This usually happens during the course of a massive dump.
What a dump! Those fart barnacles are never coming off!
by NoodleDoodler February 6, 2014
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Shrodinger's fart

The moments when, feeling the fabric leave your arse cheeks, but it could be either a large fart bubble or a sneaky poo. Unsure if it's fart or shart, it being considered to be simultaneously both fart and shart until your pants are dropped & the remnants observed.
"Oh man, I had way to much Guinness to drink last night. I woke up this morning and had to run to the loo after a Shrodinger's fart"
by ShrodingerFart May 22, 2016
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Street Fart

When you are driving somewhere and smell a fart but realize it is some stank smell emanating from the streets and going through your air vents. So then you try and make the air vents recycle air instead and come to another realization that the fart smell that entered your car in the first place is now just recycling back into the same air. So then you shut off the air all together and yet again realize that the faster you drive the more air comes in even though the vents are shut off. Damn it that really grinds my gears.
Me: The fuck, did you just fart?

Person: Nah man that shits coming from outside.

Me: Ah shit your right, I mean we are driving on the New Jersey turnpike which is known for having street farts.
by Ol' headass January 10, 2020
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