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lay of the day

A term used in Horseracing to determine a fancied horse that may get beaten.

The first shit of the day.
Fuck me, last nights kebab's gone right through me, time for lay of the day. You might want to give the bathroom 10 minutes after I've finished.
by mr_Rodan October 28, 2006
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Neeps Day

Created on the 23rd Dec 2013

Neeps day is the nickname given to Christmas eve eve in saskatchewan. Egg nog and spiced rum must be drank for breakfast, and the drinking commences throughout the day,to the point of everyone being hammered by bedtime. Breathalyser game optional. Drinking includes a minimum of 3 L of wine.
Da B'ys are gettin Smashed it's fucking Neeps day
by An English man in Canada December 23, 2013
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Lion day

A day in which you do absolutly nothing other than possibly eating, masturbating, and sleeping.
My weekend was the best. Saturday was a lion day.
by Eeveeitout September 27, 2014
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newt day

sept. 7th is newt day because it is the 250th day of the year. (only book fans will get it) so write on your arm or wrist, "great, we're all bloody inspired."

we'll know who the real fans are.
friend on september seventh / newt day: "hey, what's that on your arm?"
me: pulls sleeve to reveal the written quote, 'great, we're all bloody inspired.'
by leialt April 26, 2021
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Lonely day

Lonely day
/Noun/

A day in which a male, or female has not got a reply from someone all day, the ones who they want to reply can range from normal people to people they like.

How to find a lonely day
When someone who usually does not respond, it is not a lonely day
When it is someone who always responds and replies just barely does, and or does not at all, it is a lonely day.
Person 1: Man, today is such a lonely day, you feel?
Person 2:
Person 1: Yep...
by Razorclaw the crab December 23, 2018
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Day Beers

A bit like normal beers, except you have them during the day
Why don't we take a wonder in around lunchtime and get a couple of day beers?
by A.Anon January 28, 2013
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Cartman Day

When an employee calls off sick who isn't because they need a mental break from an annoying, lazy, negative co-worker.
Brianna has been such a BITCH lately so I'll be taking a Cartman Day tommorow.
by Pjtitties January 12, 2020
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