Emo hole

A deep, dark abyss totally void of happiness, in which emo kids go to die, cry or cut themselves. Also the perfect metaphor to describe the painful feeling that comes with serious heartbreak or intense hunger.
Emo kid: "I just cut my wrists because I totally hate life."
Fiona: "Why don't you just go die in an emo hole?! I fuckin' hate you! Stupid piece o' shit!"
Emo kid: "Fine! Go DIG me one!"

Being rejected by that really awesome girl put such a huge emo hole in my heart.

I went a whole day without eating. I felt like there was an emo hole in my stomach until I filled it with cheeseburgers.
by Dr. Whatever September 27, 2009
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the two hole

A funny word for the rectum or anus of a human or animal.
That chic is a slut, she likes to take it up the two hole.
by Andy January 29, 2003
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Deep In The Hole

Act of being further, faster, harder, hotter and more extreme than any other.
Jamie: I hear they have not found Osama Bin Laden yet...
Friend: He is Deep In The Hole...
by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008
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text-hole

Anyone who behaves like an asshole by texting at inappropriate times.
If you text while in a movie - you're a text-hole. If you text while you're at a wedding or a funeral - you're a text-hole. If you text while driving - you're a dangerous text-hole. If you are driving a car with four of your friends as passengers and you are all texting other people then tomorrow's newspaper headline should read "Five Text-Holes Killed in Tragic Car Crash". The tragedy in this case being the damage to car.
by Johnny Heretic September 27, 2013
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express-hole

A grocery shopper that has WAY more than ten items.
That express-hole has like twenty items in her cart!
by Joe's Girl November 30, 2005
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china hole

The feeling of upset stomach, gas, diarrhea and general gastrointestinal malcontent. China hole is usually caused by eating fast food or other questionable food products.
1) Oh my God, Britney! That Nacho Cheese Chalupa from Taco Bell has given me serious china hole! Hurry...Pull the car over at that 7-eleven so I can hell my pants!

2) The sushi here always gives me china hole!
by oxxer January 24, 2008
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beef hole

A way of describing a womans vagina... what's between the beef curtains
I pulled apart her beef curtains and stuck my dick in her beef hole
by Ms B March 28, 2008
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