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Big Brain Status

A man/woman who is currently known as big brain.
by SmartJuice October 24, 2019
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Single Wide Status

A simple gauge to use in the consideration of the white trashiness of a women.

Those of single wide status are the trashiest of all, dirty babies, ink pen tattoo of her mans name, wifebeater, boxers and flip flops and an overall dirty appearance while out in public.

It can progress the cleaner the women is.. to double wide, triple wide, modular status and so on.
Chode 1: Hey did you check out that new chick at the Top Draw trailer park Kristin.

Chode 2: Man she came in with that dirty baby, she's single wide status bro.
by Chootem September 5, 2012
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Naked Facebook Status

One of those statuses that has been neither Liked, nor commented on. This type of status usually lingers awkwardly for a hot minute, 'til the poster gives up on it.
Jim-Bob: "Did you see my Naked Facebook Status yesterday?"

Joe-Bob: "Yeah, man, I thought about Liking it for a brief moment, but I didn't want to be the only one."
by glennettbennett November 24, 2011
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Tiger Woods Status

The art of being the man and getting mad girls. (Pimp, Playa).
"He hooked up with five girls tonight, he's Tiger Woods Status"

"Yo I got three different girls blowin up my phone to hang out right now" "Damn, thats Tiger Woods Status"
by Mchrist09 January 13, 2010
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Grim Reaper Status

The time where you be murkin on a nigga and spillin his guts all up on da flo, then leave dat nigga in yo trash can wit no spine or head..

Slice and dice a nigga til he aint got no arms or legs nigga..

hit a nigga in the chin wit a sledge hammer, never talkin again..

curb stomppin a nigga..
Villy McKilly: Nigga, im bout to go grim reaper status on dat bitch nigga..

Dj cyanyde: nahh nigga, if you do make sure you get rid that niggas dome piece so da 5-0 aint at yo door nigga.

Villy McKilly: dont worry nigga, ill feed dat bitch ass to da meat grinder down da block.. no worries nigga..
by Villain McKillinem February 6, 2010
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John Kerry status

1.) The act of saying one thing but then doing another
2.) Changing your mind out of nowhere.
3.) Making someone think something but then blind-siding them by giving them the boot.
1.) "No man, I am done talking to her" (then the person still dates her)

You have just gone John Kerry status on me.

2.) "Yeah, I'll go" (Then the person bails last minute)

3.) Having a few good dates with someone, then getting the "we need to talk" speech
by pfidr34 August 29, 2006
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my relationship status

by I'm_Gay February 21, 2017
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