The awkward moment when your hands pull in the the receiver of the handshake and lock in place so you smack their hand
by Ummmmmmmmmm.... June 18, 2018

Three men form a triangle. One man reaches across the triangle and starts jerking one mans penis. The mans penis who is getting jerked reaches across and jerks off both men.
by HoldenTudix May 5, 2023

; To let off steam by making out and/or sex after being in a argument. Term is taken off some Australian woman's documentary that coined the term about bonobos having sex to settle with disagreements.
"Donnie and Gwen were yelling at each other and then out of nowhere both started a bonobo handshake."
by GreenGargoyle May 23, 2025

A type of sexual encounter that acts as an introduction and way to get to know each other before busting out the whips and ropes. The vanilla sex before the kinky sex so as to gauge the vibe.
My first night with him over was definitely a handshake fuck but the second night was another story.
by Factorie July 13, 2020

He’s the kind of guy that prefers a Frenchmans handshake over a real one if you know what I’m saying
by ThatCrackerOverThere January 2, 2018

One of two things, Either you later your hand in hot sauce and grope the berries or you wrap your hand with thorns and give a handy.
by flexydevil May 8, 2023

by Das_Erreichen November 29, 2019
