Spastic's Handshake

Named for the fact that mongs often don't know their own strength
"I fingered Sonya behind the bins at the YMCA last night, her fanny was as tight as a spastic's handshake"
by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020
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Ohio State Handshake

In the state of Wisconsin, namely the more urban Milwaukee area, it is the moment when you put the money in the dealer's hand during a handshake.
I looked at the shit and it's good so here's the Ohio State Handshake to seal the deal and I'll call you again later.
by Milwaukee's Favorite Son September 07, 2022
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frenchmans handshake

When a man jerks another man off
He’s the kind of guy that prefers a Frenchmans handshake over a real one if you know what I’m saying
by ThatCrackerOverThere January 01, 2018
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Siamese handshake

Three people make a Oreo. The outside people lock hands and give a handy j to the inside person.
Logan and Rory gave a mean Siamese handshake to Bob.
by It's not broken July 07, 2018
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Toledo Handshake

When you shake someone's hand after using the bathroom and there wasn't any soap up in there. So you just rinsed them hands and they're still nasty.
Man, I know you just gave a Toledo Handshake to that girl. I was just in there, and they're clean outta soap!
by Ez dee July 10, 2023
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Ol' Columbus Handshake

A game in which participants grab a tight hold of the other participants groins. The first person who passes out (or otherwise quits by releasing the opponent's crotch) is declared the loser, and must remunerate the other players, typically by buying drinks.
Our crew couldn't decide who was paying so we gave one another the Ol' Columbus Handshake to see who'd buy the first round.
by Shank Bonein June 29, 2023
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double-handshake clasp

Refers to where ya grasp da "inside" hands of a couple in your hands, so dat your left and right hands are fully fitted into their corresponding hands, rather than just employing either classic holding-hands clasps or finger-interlacings with their "outside" hands, which would allow them to still hold hands wif each other while they're giving your hands some warm lovies wif their own.
Employing da double-handshake clasp can indeed be delightfully soh-shuh-buhl for all concerned; just be careful dat you don't hold those two hands for so long a time dat you start engaging in inside-hands hogging. If you wanna hold hands wif them for extended periods, smilingly fit their inside hands back into a classic hands-holding clasp after maybe half a minute of holding them yourself, and then take their free outside hands to hold instead.
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
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