Potato pearls

After you shave your ballsack and it's nice a silky smooth.

Ben: just shaved my nuts
Andrew: let's see thoes potato pearls!

by Nerdytits April 25, 2015

potato army

A militarized group of Tards

My Retarded cousin wanted to serve the community. I suggested he head to his local comic shop and see about joining the local Potato Army.

by Eighteen22s July 22, 2018

super potato

many potatoes making one large, unstoppable potato

The super potato destroyed my home

by Raghooten August 27, 2016

Potato-Bucket

The national sport of the Irish.

A game similar to cornhole, but 100% more Irish, and without the weird sounding name.

"Oi Alby, hows about a rousing game of Potato-Bucket?"
"Nah mate, I'm absolutely knackered after that last game of Guinness-Can"

by Irishm8 February 27, 2019

potatoes are great

potatoes are great means that there cute, awesome, sweet potatoes but if u get them mad THE POTATOES WILL COME AND GET YOU WHEN YOUR SLEEPING so watch out :)

WOW that person is such a potatoes are great

by unicorn345 May 23, 2018

stabbing the potato

Hitting the prostate gland during homosexual anal sex.

Stabbing the potato:
Person1: So, how did things go last night after we left?
Person2: It was awesome, he stabbed my potato for at least an hour.

by Mr. Tyler Durden March 11, 2009

Tiny potatoes

When the college mess hall gives you tiny bits of potatoes during breakfast hours.

Yo they gave me tiny potatoes, you jelly?

by Brometheus February 2, 2015