Squidward Goggles

When you put you balls and dick over your girlfriend/boyfriends eyes and nose

Hey baby, I'm going to rock your world tonight and give you a pair of Squidward goggles.

by anonymous June 5, 2024

goggle

UR CRUSH CODE NAME

person 1: OMG ITS GOGGLE
goggle: HUH *realizes*

by Gushsvdgdhjdjcjcjcjcjjc November 1, 2022

slosh goggles

Eye protection one wears while getting sloshed. A sacred accessory saved for special nights of extra hard drinking. Never wear your slosh goggles while not drinking.

Craig: Bro I’m trying to get sloshed tonight.
Joe: Same dude I think I’m gonna whip out the slosh goggles.
Craig: Send it!

by BigMoose69 June 9, 2018

Club goggles

When you get drunk and go to a club and everyone is attractive and you can’t differentiate between a 10 and a 3 because everyone is a 10

Damn, I thought she was pretty with my club goggles on

by Chammmyyyyy June 12, 2024

Gogy Goggles

Its Georgenotfound's clout goggles obvisly

person 1: '' Hey what are go-''
person 2: ''gogy goggles? its george not founds clout goggles''

by GogysLeftEar October 11, 2022

Dubai night goggles

The same as Arabian night goggles except you first dip your balls in pistachio butter

My kink is making her wear Dubai night goggles

by BanksyNuts July 31, 2025

gray goggles

A condition specific to male cadets at the United States military academy wherein the male cadet after only being surrounded by female cadettes lowers his standards for what he considers to be an attractive woman.

“Bro, did you hear about mark getting with Mary?”
“Yeah! She’s like a 2/10, mark has some serious gray goggles on right now”

by Thayer Menace May 15, 2024