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Flat Earther

Noun;
A person who genuinely believes that the Earth is a flat plane (typically also stationed at the center of the universe). They reject all objective, scientific proofs that have supported the shape of the Earth being a globe (technically an oblate spheroid).

The Flat Earth Theory has many flaws, including - but not limited to: (1) failure to construct a unified model that can explain all aspects of the Flat Earth Theory, (2) weather and seasonal patterns cannot be explained, (3) failure to explain the revolution of the Sun and the Moon, (4) Flat Earther use Electromagnetism to explain gravity, yet fail to account for many instances which suggest the contrary (mass attracting mass), (5) fail to understand what Conservation of Momentum is, etc.

The Flat Earth view is based off of the fact that the Earth is perceived as a flat plane. This does not serve as empirical evidence as to notice a 0.1° incline on the equator (facing parallel), the object must be around 69.1 miles away.
I believe the Flat Earther are in some kind of Flat Earth religion.
Flat Earthers were once willing to go to Antartica to prove their stance, but when the opportunity arose, they quickly backed out, because they knew a 24 hour sun would destroy their entire foundation.
by Th3D1ff3r3nt0n3 November 7, 2025
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Pissing on a flat rock

A sudden and heavy downpour of anything
Would you look at the rain? Just like a frog pissing on a flat rock.

The bills are piling up like a mule pissing on a flat rock
by Larin Noel October 2, 2016
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Flat

Omg sayu is so flat wtf she needs some assflat
by Gaydad01293 April 6, 2019
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wanked flat

When you masturbate so much your penis becomes flat
The wanker wanked so much he became wanked flat.
by Dlctionarydotcom January 1, 2015
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Flat Paddywack

A collection of words you use when your friends ask you to give them something to rap about. Guaranteed to stump them under almost any circumstance.
Friend- Hey bro, Give me something to rap about
You- Flatt Paddywack
Friend- The fuck is a Flat Paddywack?
You- Nice rap bruh
by Grandma_Muskrat September 14, 2016
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Flat Us

Flat Us is where home is
It makes buildings and flats feel like home
Somewhere the faith of parents and youngsters reconcile
Being Defined as

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