Purchasing a Dairy Queen blizzard and using it as a pocket pussy. Works best when wedged in between couch cushions or a mattress.
Damn Conor, that’s 5 weekends in a row without bringing a bitch back.
“Yeah man, I’m down so bad I had to bring out the Alaskan Pocket Pussy to try and feel something.”
“Yeah man, I’m down so bad I had to bring out the Alaskan Pocket Pussy to try and feel something.”
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Get the alaskan hot chocolate mug.The Alaskan Aquaman is spontaneous sexual manoeuvre involving a gender orientation male figure who is receiving a BJ from a special acquaintance whilst in the shower. Before ejauclation the receiver of the BJ must state “I am the protecter of the deep” and proceed to slam his trident into the shower tile floor simultaneously. The Male receiving the Slurp must ensure he has all correct attire on to be qualified as an Alaskan Aquaman.
Equipment needed- Oxygen tank, Snorkel and scuba googles, a handcrafted Atlantis trident and a used pair of flippers, shower. Optional (a stone weight belt)
Equipment needed- Oxygen tank, Snorkel and scuba googles, a handcrafted Atlantis trident and a used pair of flippers, shower. Optional (a stone weight belt)
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Get the Alaskan fudge-sicle mug.A YMCA where men go to jerk their dicks when the cum dries and becomes flaky you can play in it as you would snow
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