Tucker size

A small dip of chew

I’m low on chew so only take a tucker size

by Cart boss 2.0 October 8, 2021

shoe size 4

It's a term intended to make men insecure, or target a man's insecurities. It has no real meaning, but tends to offend people regardless.

"You seem like the type of person to have a shoe size 4. No offense."

by dumpsterbby November 19, 2021

Bra Size

Bra sizes:
A - Almost boobs
B - Barely Boobs
C - Can't complain
D - Dang
DD - Double Dang
E - Enormous
F - Fake
G - Get a reduction
H - Help me I've fallen over

She has a bra size A which means almost boobs.

by Skycyclonex November 21, 2021

Griffin Sized Penis

Someone who has a massive or gargantuan sized penis even bigger than the well known bbc.

My penis is so huge it could be a griffin sized penis.

by GRIFFINISHOT69 November 23, 2021

Shoe size

Big feet boys have big *eggplants*!!

person 1: what’s your shoe size?
person 2: 12.5
person 1: oh that mean your *eggplants* is big
person 2: yeah how did you know?

by SUCKMATOIES November 24, 2021

husband size

when your partner think that your d is the perfect size to be their husband

jone: « my day was nice thanks »

clara: « did you know that you have an husband size? »

by whichusernamhasntbeentakenyet January 14, 2022

Dick Size

the size of your dick

ur mom: hey wanna have sex
you: sure

ur mom: what is your dick size
you: 2 inches
ur mom: that's tiny af

by MatthewMason January 3, 2022