suicidal cat

Someone who attempted suicide multiple times before they actually die. Similar to how a cat is known to have “nine lives.”

“She is a suicidal cat, she had tried to off herself at least 7 times and she’s still here.”

by westcoastpeach July 22, 2018

Sexual Suicide

When hitting a girl from the back, you get up close to her ear, and ever so quietly whisper “uhh like throwing a hotdog down a hallway”… then see how fast you die

Steve: I just can’t believe Joe’s dead
Bob: I know, and too Sexual Suicide

by Dr Domealittle June 17, 2021

Suicide walrus

A suicide walrus is where you put 2 pencils up your nose (looking like a walrus ) and you slam your head onto the table . This is usually referred to in a school or work situation. It is used as a joke when your have something difficult you have to do or something you don't want to do .

Guy 1 "I have 2 tests tomorrow "
Guy 2 "jeez man that's sucks balls "
Guy 1 " imma just do a suicide walrus "

by Bean_b_b June 28, 2022

poop suicide

when a group of niggas shit themself to death

Zach: "we should get together for poop suicide soon"
me: "sounds lit bruh"

by coghkf November 20, 2018

Suicide forest

A creepy forest in Japan that also has a movie after it called "The Forest". NEVER visit or sleep over. You will most likely die or go to an asylum.

Rando: Have you been to the Suicide forest? I have! tHis was my last year in the asylum
Me: What the ****

by Dark Rose 0910 May 14, 2019

Digestive Suicide

The consumption of the poop inducing food items in quick succession with complete disregard for one’s digestive track.

Jimmy committed digestive suicide yesterday by eating a 2 burritos, a bowl of chili and drinking a half gallon of milk and is currently dealing with the consequences.

by Jalahimbis December 2, 2022

suicidal monsters

A group of small dick guys who act big in front the ladies but can't make up for it in the bed.

The Stripper said "I just had a group of Suicidal Monsters try to show me up in my VIP room, they was not acting very big after I pulled down their pants."

by Bob Hadababby April 22, 2016