by Thetrueblueozzie September 3, 2019
Get the Suicide skipmug. A program that is so epically annoying that you uninstall it no matter what the consequences. An example is AVG Antivirus.
"I need an antivirus. Oh. How about AVG? I hope this isn't a suicide install"
*10 minutes later*
"OMFG WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS THING?!? ARGH IMA UNINSTALL IT!!!"
*10 minutes later*
"OMFG WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS THING?!? ARGH IMA UNINSTALL IT!!!"
by thatoneguywhosubmittedaword April 5, 2010
Get the suicide installmug. A combination of the suicide jerk, and dick chicken, (it is also a male only game) the game goes as follows: whilst in your room, in your parents house, you pull out your dick and stand in front of the door, you then yell "MUM!" or "DAD!". Once they enter, you must stare at them, and if your dick moves, within 1 minute, then you will be ridiculed as an "Alabamian" for 2 hours.
by Informative memer March 9, 2020
Get the Suicide chickenmug. When something is guaranteed to fail, but someone does it anyway out of Desperation, Hope, or desire for "Divine Intervention" of some kind.
Not to be confused with pure ignorance or testing Natural Selection. A "Suicide 25" only occurs when someone fully understands what they're doing is impossible, but does it anyway in hope of a different outcome.
Started from a /b/ post on 4Chan talking about games that could be played with 4 Dice. In which a user made a dark humor post about "Their Father" rolling 4 dice, if they got less than 25 they would commit suicide. Hoping that god would give them a sign to keep going. This is where "Suicide 25" comes from. As with 4 Six-sided Dice its impossible to roll a 25 or higher.
Not to be confused with pure ignorance or testing Natural Selection. A "Suicide 25" only occurs when someone fully understands what they're doing is impossible, but does it anyway in hope of a different outcome.
Started from a /b/ post on 4Chan talking about games that could be played with 4 Dice. In which a user made a dark humor post about "Their Father" rolling 4 dice, if they got less than 25 they would commit suicide. Hoping that god would give them a sign to keep going. This is where "Suicide 25" comes from. As with 4 Six-sided Dice its impossible to roll a 25 or higher.
Guy 1: "Hey man is Jacob really going to ask out that hot chick in our math class?
Guy 2: "Yup... It ain't gonna happen. Shes so far out of his league"
Guy 1: "Sounds like a straight up Suicide 25 to me"
Guy 2: "You ain't wrong"
Guy 2: "Yup... It ain't gonna happen. Shes so far out of his league"
Guy 1: "Sounds like a straight up Suicide 25 to me"
Guy 2: "You ain't wrong"
by TranscendentBoredomOverlord September 19, 2019
Get the suicide 25mug. The act of voluntarily removing your account in a social network. The reasons are many, one being the realization that you are wasting away your life with it when you could be doing something productive. It could also be a sacrifice to the gods. Like an actual suicide, the departure may result in many people missing you and the shedding of tears. After having gone through with an online suicide, there is generally a sense of relief and freedom. Congratulations, you can now carry on with your real life! Sign and wonder awaits you.
Joe finally realized that his facebook-abuse was negatively affecting his life by encouraging procrastination, mindless scrolling of statuses and photos telling of people's worthless lives and finally decided that an online suicide was the only way out. Afterwards, he felt like a new man and exlaimed with great relish: "Smeagol is FREEEE".
by Leumas Fyzz March 18, 2014
Get the online suicidemug. its the most severe case of chronic boredom.it also narrows a comfort zone to the point where a single movement results into a discomfort.a person with this type of boredom is stuck in a constant painful loop of silence and emptiness.person can become more aware/unaware of his/her surroundings
Person who becomes aware also becomes paranoid
person who becomes unaware also becomes more dull.after 1 hour or less person dies inside and accepts the fact that there’s no way out of this and has to endure mental pain for more than 2 hours which makes them want to go unconscious and stay like that forever.
Person who becomes aware also becomes paranoid
person who becomes unaware also becomes more dull.after 1 hour or less person dies inside and accepts the fact that there’s no way out of this and has to endure mental pain for more than 2 hours which makes them want to go unconscious and stay like that forever.
by Introverted shy dude October 11, 2020
Get the Suicidal boredommug. A: Hey, are you thinking about Jenny?
B: Yea dude...fuck...I can't take this life anymore. Goodbye.
A: Oh shit man, I didn't mean to ask a suicide question.
B: Yea dude...fuck...I can't take this life anymore. Goodbye.
A: Oh shit man, I didn't mean to ask a suicide question.
by br0seph123456987 May 10, 2010
Get the suicide questionmug.