Digestive Suicide

The consumption of the poop inducing food items in quick succession with complete disregard for one’s digestive track.

Jimmy committed digestive suicide yesterday by eating a 2 burritos, a bowl of chili and drinking a half gallon of milk and is currently dealing with the consequences.

by Jalahimbis December 2, 2022

poop suicide

when a group of niggas shit themself to death

Zach: "we should get together for poop suicide soon"
me: "sounds lit bruh"

by coghkf November 20, 2018

Suicide Daddy

Some 16 year old lil pump wannabe who thinks he has clout and is most likely gonna die from excessive drug abuse before the age of 28. probably a SoundCloud rapper.

"Is that lil pump?"

"No it's just Suicide Daddy."

by fxcknigga August 7, 2017

Suicide slap

The slap that your penis makes hitting your stomach because you’ve let go of it after one more evermore increasingly disapointing masturbation as you realise more and more each time that you’re extremely lonely and will never have anybody special

Each Suicide slap brings me closer and closer to my miserable and lonely, but welcomed end

by Damn I want to kms January 3, 2019

fart suicide

When you very well know that what you are about to eat will cause massive farts, but you eat it anyway.

Eating these nachos is fart suicide.

by ghostofisis January 5, 2019

suicidal cat

Someone who attempted suicide multiple times before they actually die. Similar to how a cat is known to have “nine lives.”

“She is a suicidal cat, she had tried to off herself at least 7 times and she’s still here.”

by westcoastpeach July 22, 2018

Suicide Stew

A mix of all of the drink you can get your hands on. This is based on a childhood idea where you essentially mix all of the soda in a soda fountain and call it "suicide."

The loser will have to drink a suicide stew of all of the La Croix we can get.

by IppikiRouka September 5, 2018