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Stand up jet skies

A bunch of assholes obsessed with Liquid Militia apparel and stand up jet skies. These people often refer to people who ride waverunners as faggots because they believe only stand up jet ski riders get the bitches. in reality stand up jet ski riders just can't afford waverunners.
Guy 1:"Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"
by Spaced78 October 15, 2015
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How long have you been standing there

When you do something you usually only do alone, like sing while washing the dishes or making food for example, and someone was standing at a distance in the same room and you notice, so you ask them how long they've been there.
guy 1: *singing*
guy 2: hi
guy 1: how long have you been standing there?
by Nopersonalorsmthidk December 20, 2024
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Stand onnat

Making a person stand on what they say /do
by Realrep February 27, 2024
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The final Stand

This is when you plan to end it with a bang. You hang yourself, while jerking off to a picture of your best friend’s mom, and right before you blow your load you shoot yourself. Most effective is you do it as your best friend is entering in the room your in.
Bro, you see that billy did the final stand last night.
by Humpdaddy August 7, 2020
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standing on business

your doing something that makes you a boss
You hanged up the phone on your ex wow girl standing on business
by nayaplay.0 February 9, 2024
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standing on business

To not fold in a situation.

Example:

Jessica: Yo I folded again because my boyfriend bought me a yacht… I know you said to leave him.

Sarah: GIRL YOU GOTTA BE STANDING ON BUSINESS!!! HE CHEATED 16 TIMES!!!
I’m always standing on business w these hoes.
by sexy reds baby daddy February 7, 2024
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THE ONE TO JUDGE YOU IS MY STAND

Jotaro: STAR PLATNIUM!!! : Star Platnium: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!!!! Jotaro AGAIN: THE ONE TO JUDGE YOU IS MY STAND!!!!!!!
by saucy_savior February 1, 2021
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