spider

something bored students make by sticking saples in a pencil eraser and throwing it on the school cieling so it can stick and annoy the teachers.

Did ya count how many spiders where on the celing today? ~ Me

by Dirge February 15, 2005

Spider-man

(verb) To marry a woman, have sex with her, and then arrange a deal with the devil to retroactively negate the marriage, altering past, present and future so that the marriage never took place.

Mary Jane? Yeah, I Spider-man'd that biatch. Hard.

by Framling February 12, 2010

dirty spider

when someone is sleeping, you put your ass in their face as to tickle their nose with your taint hair.

yo, i just dirty spider'd youre bitch last night.

by Tony Flores September 26, 2006

barking spider

Fart ... also known as "barking wall spider"

Dude, what was that noise?
Dunno ... could have been a barking wall spider

by big lund July 17, 2003

Spider monkey

A sexual position where the male inserts his penal object into the breastulare corals (may be commonly referred to as cleavage) and achieves orgasmic fusion as the female makes a licking or sucking motion on the male's testicles.

Jeff's busty ginger girlfriend suggested the spider monkey position after the missionary position got old.

by Yobungus1337 December 31, 2010

spider monkeys

spider monkeys are creatures that lie in the depth of a man/womans bum hair (bush) they cling onto long curl strands and are hard to get rid off

yo turner wen you gunna get rig of your infestation of spider monkeys!!!

by banky11 October 11, 2006

Spider Man

When a man, or woman, fingers a girl using his middle and ring finger. This makes the same shape "spider man uses to squirt his webs".

"Last night i pulled a "Spider Man" on this chick, i had her cuming in 2mins."

by Bo Ornelas January 19, 2008