dick sucker

all of the above are semi correct

N. A derogatroy term used to insult someone who is behaving in the manner of: a asshole, a dickhead, a bitch, jerk, etc.

"Why would u do that! I fuckin hate u, u dick sucker!"

by Chris Dietz 917 232 9501 August 2, 2006

self shocker

The solitary analogue to The Shocker.

Ennis: I pulled the Shocker last night.
Jack: Two in the Pink, one in the Stink?
Ennis: No, the Self Shocker. Two 'round the Pole, three in the Hole.

by The Self Shocker December 18, 2008

socktrolysis

The eventual wearing away of the hair on the lower portion of the legs due to daily, or near daily, wearing of tall socks, making these areas appear bald.

Dude, what's the deal with your legs? That's the weirdest case of balding I've ever seen.

No Man, I just have socktrolysis.

by SHawkins August 2, 2011

Soccer Mom

Middle-class white mother that has nothing better to do with her time than organize her children's extra-curricular sporting activities. Provided for by her husband, she creates an out-of-touch middle class bubble for herself and is very grumpy when anyone disturbs it. In addition to the descriptions already listed, I will add that soccer moms are usually sporting some mid-90s Jennifer Aniston version hair with a lot of clunky preppie jewelry. They are into status symbols; big expensive car, kids performing well, newest trending phone, expensive looking jewelry. Thinks that the term "Soccer Mom" is somehow a compliment and is ditzy enough to put stickers of soccer balls on their back windows.

Look at this oblivious soccer mom holding up traffic!

by Shumado September 5, 2013

soccer dad

a soccer dad is someone who is just like a soccer mom , takes their kids to soccer practice and games. They also do the following: makes sure they have all there stuff, gives them a water bottle, etc

the word soccer dad is defined as a dad who is just like a soccer mom but a dad

by Liz mayville November 4, 2020

Soccer girl

The sexiest most beautiful most GERORGUS GIRL OUT THERE!! They are so bad ass and so much better than basketball girls🤢 They are stupid funny and always the favorite of any friend group.

Damn you see that soccer girl over their!? Shes fineeeeeeee

by Tork10 January 3, 2021

Lobster Shocker

When a person with a deformed hand, preferably with 2 pairs of fingers stuck together, Ring finger and pinky finger, and Index fingerand Middle finger. inserting the pairs of fingers into the vagina and ass of a woman. giving it the Lobster like claw Shocker.

Did you give Amanda the Lobster Shocker last night with your lobster hand?
Yeah... it was nice...

by Maul564 March 23, 2007