creature from the snack lagoon 

Truly unattractive overweight person.

Shy: That creature from the snack lagoon you brought home last night ate all my Ding Dongs!
Julian: What did you expect?

creature from the snack lagoon by Verbal Platinum Princess December 25, 2010

afterschool cheese snack

A piece of Kraft Singles on a papwr plate, microwaved for 30 seconds and eaten like a pancake.

"Wanna have an afterschool cheese snack? I can get the cheese."

afterschool cheese snack by DefineSomeStuff May 28, 2018

100 calorie snack 

A small, but attractive or sexy man. Perhaps he wouldn’t do for your main man because he’s so small but would be a nice little snack.

“See the short guy over there? I think he’s checking you out”
“Yeah, he’s super hot. Too bad he’s so small.”
“100 calorie snack?”

100 calorie snack by Jrhrh11 August 8, 2018

satan's snack 

a person so cute it's sinful. this does not mean that that it is sexual in its self, it just means that the person is very cute. ( it can be used in a sexual and non-sexual way)

it is a non-gender specific term. anyone can be a satan's snack

girl 1: girl, you are such a satan's snack *finger guns*
girl 2: aw shucks, you're so sweet. I'm happy that I dumped that dipshit Branden for you.

OR

friend 1: my friend is so cute!
friend 2: he is a snack
friend 3: no, he's a satan's snack
friend 1 & 2: agreed.

satan's snack by Mip the meme boi August 23, 2019

South Dakotan Snack Pack

Dropping a small snack sized shit into someone’s belly button and they eat it with a spoon.

I am going to give Susie a South Dakotan Snack Pack

South Dakotan Snack Pack by Dillybar69 October 4, 2020

Jack N Snack 

After a long day at work you get a Boston cream donut from timmies then you microwave it stick you dick in it and it after you cum. Perfect sweet and salty combo

Jack N Snack: When you fuck a Boston cream donut then eat it:

Jack N Snack by Snackanator January 20, 2021

Bring Jade a snack day

on April 29th, we all bring Jade a snack. Just because.

Bring Jade a Snack day is today!

Bring Jade a snack day by Biggie_Smalls6969420 April 29, 2021