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Sleep Fucker

1. One who engages in sexual acts with another individual and who cannot remember doing such acts while no drugs are involved.

2. A hookup involving a person who is asleep while with another person but actively participating in the hookup.
When Jen woke up after hooking up with Jay, Jay realized she was a sleep fucker.
by Kyebosh October 26, 2005
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sleepin' pussy

to sit on ones hand for at least 20 minutes before you masterbate. makes your hand feel like someone else.
I gave myself the sleepin' pussy.
by Andrew May 13, 2005
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no sleepies

after a night full of drinking...no knocking out early! gotta stay awake, champ status. sleep when the sun comes up. no sleep, cant sleep, wont sleep, all that shiet.
Chris: Damn this foos turnt! I bet you anything once this foo sits down he's gonna knock the fuck out.

Pat: fuck that foo, no sleepies hoe!
by fvnkerrrrr July 1, 2011
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sleepitation

While you are in meditation, you fall asleep; your meditation hour has passed but you don't recall any of it.
I only slept for three hours last night, so my meditation today was more of a sleepitation.
by Babarama77 March 7, 2009
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Sleeping Tray

A Large Bed that usually involves a buttload of hot chicks and one guy that have sexual activity with each other all at once.
I had a Sleeping Tray with 6 chicks involved.
by Your Mom 3000 January 29, 2009
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Sleeping Bennet

The opposite of a raging Arnold:

A small and flaccid state of the penis, typically brought on by excessive alcoholism, the sight of butt-ugly women or the smell of fish wafting from a woman's vagina.

A metaphor for the penis stemming from the arch rival of John Matrix Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie Commando called Bennet who was a total hom.
Andre: So, did you bang her last night?

Johnny: Nah man, I had a raging Arnold in the beginning but when I went down on her it stank of duck pâté, so she gave me a sleeping Bennet.
by Johnny Massacre October 1, 2010
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Sleeping Bagging

Sleeping Bagging, sometimes colloquially referred to as the Reverse Birth, is a proposed sexual move involving two adult humans, one of which must be female, whereby the female's vaginal canal and uterus are accessed in a manner analogous to entering a sleeping bag.

The technique was first described in early 2006; by 2009 the appearance of Octomom raised hopes that a female possessing sufficient vaginal elasticity might exist. This prompted an investigation into its feasibility; however, scientists have since concluded that, if it were implemented, Sleeping Bagging would have a 100% mortality rate for the female. Experts also believe that it would likely result in severe compressive injuries, hypoxia, and psychological trauma for the other partner. For these reasons, Sleeping Bagging remains a purely theoretical conjecture.
Sleeping Bagging reminds me of tucking into a warm, safe place.
by Reverse Birther July 19, 2011
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