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sleep baked

Do you feel ENJOY ? sorry for disturb
by Spaztic December 28, 2003
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sleep traveling

When you go somewhere that requires you to drive or use mass transit and when you get there you forgot how you got there, or in the worst of cases, the entire previous synopsis from the point of supposed "waking up".

This is common after a heavy night of drinking, when you have a routine that owns your life, or when you get morning wood so bad it takes what needed blood there is from your head to wake up fully.
Mr. Garglewitz was on his way to work. He was low in the eyes but seemingly awake, very awake. He carried out his normal, bleak, and depressing routine with pinpoint accuracy. When he reached his hamster cage, or cubicle as earthlings would call it, he finally woke up from his sleep realizing that he was at work. When he came to this realization he could not remember what had happened or how he got there. He experienced a very pronounced case of sleep traveling.
by The see-ma-wae January 22, 2010
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sleep squeaks

When someone lets out a high pitched fart in their sleep.
"Man, my girlfriend kept letting out sleep squeaks all night!"
by SleepSqueaks November 30, 2009
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Sleeping Cashman

Similar to the original meaning of being a "Cashman," however the Sleeping Cashman is when one Vomits on ones genitals and the surrounding vicinity for amusement whilst asleep in bed.
Did you see that aussie prick passed out last night?

Yeah bro, I saw. He pulled a sleeping Cashman!
by Meandawg27 April 6, 2011
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sleep barber

to cut anothers hair, eybrows or beard as they sleep
she didn't like her husbands beard so she sleep barbered it off
by sn13 May 6, 2011
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Sleep-perving

Like sleep-walking but more gropey, usually when the sleep-perver pretends to be asleep so they can be near to grope you.
Did you see Tommy last night? He was totally sleep-perving on her!
by Cordelia Carp-fest June 24, 2010
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City Sleeps

A Sweet Band With The Best Songs Written,
They Rock Most Because Their Not Famous So Radio Stations Aren't Ruining Them.
Bob:Hey Did You Hear Of City Sleeps?
Jim: No, I Didn't Know That Was a Band
Bob: Haha.
by Landon Anderson March 13, 2009
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