sausage slam

sex using processed meat products.

Late at night, Beverly loved a sausage slam with Jimmy Dean.

by pappapitt December 10, 2006

Sausage

A term for a guy.
Because guys have dicks and dicks are sometimes called sausages.

Are you gay?
No, I'm not looking for a sausage.

by judge dredd7 November 16, 2012

sausage monkey

A Girl , normally short in stature that has a keen regard for penis, and the sexual energy and morality of a Bonobo chimp .

The date went well, she turned out to be a sausage monkey .

by Gibdog82 October 6, 2016

Sausage party

1 an orgy
Or
2 a shitty Seth rogen movie

I did a sausage Party watching sausage party in the theater last night.

by Imthepugster. August 8, 2016

Trick Sausage

A woman or man who usually works in a promiscuous manner when it comes to sex. The term is usually used as a negative input, and has two meanings in context of gender.

The contexts are:
Male: Thought to be gay, and enjoys gay sex.
Female: Thought to be a whore.

Male: "Shut up, trick sausage! I bet you suck and fuck guys all the time!"
Female:"Watch out for her.. she's a trick sausage. Kinda like throwing a penny into the Grand Canyon, if you get what I mean"

by MNMoore December 23, 2006

Blood Sausage

When a guy fucks a girl on her period. Ergo sausage being a euphemism for the penis, and because their is menstrual blood on it, it is a blood sausage.

I slept with my girlfriend who was on her period. When I pulled out, I had a blood sausage.

by JBooker December 8, 2013

bot a sausage

The voluntary insertion of a particular meat product; a sausage into one's backside. Usually performed for pleasure or sometimes to win a bet.
Born in Norfolk, 'bot a sausage' takes place regularly, the Mayor of Norfolk is in the process of making it a public holiday.

Norfolk 'young chap' - "What day does bot a sausage fall on this year Dad?"
Norfolk young chap's father (unconfirmed) - "Well son (unconfirmed), we can go upstairs now, I've just had delivery of bratwursts!"
Norfolk 'young chap' - (Clapping hands) "Yippee!"

by David J Wild October 21, 2008