Simon

Simon is literally the Buzz Lightyear that he looks helpful and bulk. Sometimes he looks gay because he treats his friends so well. He is optimistic and he brings happiness to us.

Oh, don't be so Simon.

by NoBullShitLet's Go November 21, 2021

Simon

A Simon... A neurosis displayed in children who display RMD (rhythmic movement disorder). Notably following a sibling death. Often found in a bereaved first child.

Mathew killed his brother. His parents had to leave the country, hoping to avoid the growing suspicions of fratricide. Now he suffers from the Simon. Natures punishment

by broken heirlooms May 30, 2020

Simon Inflation

My favorite movie of all time.

Rupert: hey my neck stopped hurting when i watched simon inflation!
Anne frank: This is my favorite movie.

by expungedhat(real) August 2, 2025

simone

simone is a boy who only cares about people with back and he only cares about the leng tings and his cute girlfriend ava and he loves the mandem so much and all his mandem know how to do is care about leng tings because there rude to meady tings like himani

simone: ai ym i just saw some leng ting

by millieeeexo October 1, 2023

Simon loader

Vodka lime and soda

Can I have a Simon loader

by CDC 137 August 25, 2023

Simon

An individual with the highest level of intelligence. This person is an extremely successful person with a big heart and strong soul. You'd be lucky to have any affiliation with anyone who goes by the name Simon. This also applies to Simone, and Simeon.

That kid Simon is one of the smartest people I have ever met.

by Anonymous7887 August 15, 2021

Simon

Tall white guy, teacher’s pet, specifically in english. Will probably claim to have broken up with a girl but we all know it was the other way around. Also an amazing friend.

Your such a good friend but damn you are a Simon too.

by Monsibar the second November 22, 2021