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A person who tends of over think every aspect of life and values a hot cup of coffee with the mexican gardner much more than a appointment at the nail salon.

This person also has a large amount of random information on the seasonal migration pattern of the Columbian mountain Yak.
Damn, she's a Sidonia but what is she talking about? Yaks?
Sidonia by Funky Egg February 9, 2010
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A young white child pretending to be African-American and tells lies to impress his internet pals.
Samon tells his internet buddies that he smokes weed and gets laid often.
samon by LlamaHunter. June 4, 2003
When a joke or sarcastic comment is taken too literally/seriously.
'I dont think the Americans should be blamed. I mean they never interfere with others.'

"really?! wat about iraq?? and shit"

'oooooooooh u got simoned'
simoned by mofobitchass July 7, 2005

Simona De Silvestro

Swiss race car driver that competes in the IZOD IndyCar series driving for HVM racing. She was voted Rookie of the Year at the Indianapolis 500 in 2010 after finishing 14th.
Simona De Silvestro finished 14th at the Indy 500 last year.
Simona De Silvestro by union5 November 13, 2011
A delusional fellow that believes that there is a scandal in which people incorrectly add the word “Gate” to words in order to describe a scandal – this scandal is called Simongate
When discussing Boobgate our delusional fellow suggests that in order for it to be called Boobgate her boob should have been covered with a gate rather than a bra – there was no gate therefor should have been called boobbra…………… this makes no sense just like Simongate
Simongate by Trojanknight May 16, 2015

simontv17 

Simontv17 is a YouTuber who makes videos with plush animals in his own fictional country called Dogland, and he just tells people to subscribe to his channel. The main character's name is Simon and appears on the YouTube icon. He has run over 6 seasons of Simontive, but he does other side videos once in a while.
Oh my god. There's another video by simontv17 about Dogland.
simontv17 by johncocek3 August 20, 2019