Alabama Shuffle

When you drunk in the middle of the day and walk down the road with your pants around your ankles
Chris: Where’s Dave?
Jeff: I saw him doing an Alabama shuffle down the road a few minutes ago.
by TheDanceGavinDiddler March 07, 2021
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Devious Shuffle

The act of singing "Every day I'm shufflin'" from LMFAO's Party Rock Anthem and then stepping on an opened bottle of Elmer's glue, typically in another person's space.
Person 1: "Why is there glue on the floor?!"
Person 2: "Someone must've done a Devious Shuffle."
by lateregistrant January 09, 2024
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extreme shuffle

event occouring on random playlist, jumping from one style of music to a complete departure. usually resulting in schizoid, discontinuous listening habits
how can you listen to sigur ross then napalm death?

i have an appreciation of extreme shuffle.

extreme shuffle gave me the attention span of a gnat, variety is the new constant
by darklite August 02, 2012
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Kansas City Shuffle

When casinos use electroencephalographs and trans cranial magnetic stimulation to influence card games or when someone defines a word and ruins poker for everyone.
Man: “ Damn, did he just pull a San Francisco sidestep and bankrupt a bunch of casinos?”
Other Man: “ Nah, That was a straight up Kansas City Shuffle.”
by Crucially Dreaming April 16, 2023
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Kansas City Shuffle

When a casino uses neural networks to influence poker tournaments or when someone defines a word on urban dictionary and ruins poker for every casino in the world.
Man: “ Whoa! Did that guy just pull the ‘ol Kansas City Shuffle and bankrupt a shitload of casinos? That ain’t retarded”
by Crucially Dreaming April 16, 2023
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Kansas city shuffle

Its a type of misdirection, where person A makes it look like person A thinks the other(s) don't know what person A is doing. Then the other(s) try to hide the fact they know and set up a scheme for person A which he falls for(the katalyst). Then at moment supreme set up by person A takes advantage of the other(s) because person A knows they think person a thinks: you don't know.

It takes great patience and endurance to pull this of for for person A has to schemed willingly and has to pretend for a very long time he doesn't know the other(s) schemed him.

Many people don't know this but a kansas city shuffle is often used in the stock market with all of the other traders as victims.
Damn, Volkswagen autogroup pulled a real kansas city shuffle in 2017.
by Kansascityshuffle August 22, 2017
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Calgary Shuffle

The Calgary Shuffle is a redundant, hazardous, but amusing move when someone changes lanes, usually without indicating, and then changing back to the same lane within a short period for no apparent reason. This also applies to someone who is bad at shuffling cards or when a person backtracks because they were going in the wrong direction or changed their mind such as in a competitive game.
Traffic is crazy today, everyone is doing the Calgary Shuffle.

That Double Undercut is so obvious it looks like a Calgary Shuffle

I thought they were going A but they pulled a Calgary Shuffle and went B
by Dracacorpse April 12, 2021
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