I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

When you really like a girl and want to lick her butt

I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

I wanna lick your butt <3

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 8, 2021

Tom, scattered

A guy that pretends to be your friend but says really hurtful things when you tell jokes.

Friend: There’s a lot of discourse online but I still can’t tell if I’m probiotic or antibiotic!
Tom, scattered: give up

by StinkPattern November 29, 2025