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Scruffles

1. One large cyst.
2. A fat white kid who thinks he can write techno and play bass with no rhythm who doesn't bathe and finds it amusing to do the Truffle Shuffle even though it makes people sick. (like it never did in that dumb movie)
3. Apricot Pudding
4. A large pacific islander who pays rent on a trailer in the lower southwest who eats cats and and small children who tend to wander into her yard and gets very disgruntled when she finds out that they are not toothless rednecks who drink drano and looking for a good time.
James says: Hey have you seen Scruffles lately?
Ed says: No James I haven't.
James: I haven't seen Scruffles since he was scruffling that small Cuban boy in her trailer.
Ed: I know, that day we were wasted on acid was an adventure wasn't it.
James: My ass hasn't felt the same.
by Noshimonoriku December 17, 2008
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shnuffle

a cute guy with a perfectly toned body
I saw a shnuffle at the gym today.
by lilie May 10, 2008
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melbourne shuffle

A dance that some people started doing in melbourne when they found out that bang gang in Sydney had a dance but they stopped talking about it when they realised that it had an embarrassing name
person M: "hey did you hear that at 77 in Sydney they have this dance called the bang gang dance?"

person M2: " nah, bet its gay though"

pause

person M: " yeh"

pause

person M2: "yeah nah they're fags anyway we dance way better"

person M: "for sure like we should make up a name for that dance we do at honky tonks"

Person M2:" yeah dope what should we call it?"

person M: "dunno, we'll think of something sick"

person M2: "yeah, sydney losers"

person M: " I R win"

the melbourne shuffle was born
by porn pirate February 25, 2008
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Two fist shuffle

I am only hear to do the two fist shuffle.
by Griz April 18, 2004
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icky shuffle

The uncomfortable trip from one bathroom stall to another in search much-needed toilet paper.
Dude, I'm so pissed. I had to do the icky shuffle all the way back to my room, cuz the stupid housekeepers didn't restock the t.p. in the cafeteria's bathroom. Fucking nasty, bro!!
by Davey D. June 3, 2007
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Nut shuffle

When a guy sways back and forth to make is nuts hit his thighs.
I was bored waiting in line so I started to "nut shuffle".
by The big floopy one October 18, 2010
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Butt Shuffle

When you are playing a game of go fish and instead of shuffling the deck you accidentally get sexual harassment charges.
He was in the middle of a game of duck duck goose when suddenly -
Oh Shit!
He butt shuffled again.
by maaayn August 27, 2015
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