by Silver tongued liar November 7, 2025
Get the Sawed off shart gun mug.When you leave your shoes on the floor and wake up in the morning, then put your feet in them and feel something squishy and stinky
“AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK SOMEONE SHARTED MY SHOES!”
“I’m never staying over at Brian’s house again, he sharted my shoes.”
“I’m never staying over at Brian’s house again, he sharted my shoes.”
by mrbenzadrine November 17, 2025
Get the Sharted my shoes mug.The explosive and poop-laden fart after an illness. The force of built up methane and the loosening of the sphincter cause a benign fart to become a brown and stinky Trojan Horse for your underpants.
Interviewee: “BRO! I just blast shart! Do you smell that? Do you smell it?”
Interviewer: “… unfortunately, we’re going to be considering other candidates.”
Interviewer: “… unfortunately, we’re going to be considering other candidates.”
by scun-of-sealing December 1, 2025
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