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by GoodVsEvil September 17, 2021
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According to the Bible, God Created the Heavens & Earth. He Also Had Created His Angels who would be on his side. He created many angels but there was one outstanding splendid ArchAngel. He was Named Lucifer. Due to his beauty & Inquity, he commit a sin of pride for being rebellious Against God in his heart. He Said “I will Exalt the Throne Above God, I will be like the most High” Yet war Broke Out in Heaven, Michael and his angels fought the Dragon, called Serpent/Devil, who Decieves the World. Now He has Dominion Over Earth before it was created. That is the reason we sin a lot and sometimea reject Jesus. Satan Wants us all to be In Hell.
No Man Is More Evil Then Satan. Resist the Devil & he’ll flee from you
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the best damn guy you'll ever meet
hey have you seen satan, yea he's the best
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Gay losers that will burn forever
Satan took it up the butt basically liked someone so much kept touching umm.
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A misspelling of the wheat protein: Seitan.
Satan's gonna getcha! A mean thing to say to those allergic to gluten.
by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024
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by Coalmining49 October 8, 2024
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Satan's foot shavings

Cocaine, Devil's Dandruff, blow, snow, white girl Interrupted, Pablo's powder room. Chasing the white rabbit
James: yo that stoned guy we met before just shouted "Tactical nuke! INCOMING!" And dive bombed a swimming pool and broke his ribs.

Mike: woah! I guess snorting grams of satan's foot shavings before might have taken the edge off
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