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Clobbering a snake

Similar to "choking the chicken", "clobbering a snake" also refers to masturbation. The main difference is that you can only "clobber the snake" while playing Farmville in Vancouver.
by Domingo_is_sexy July 6, 2010
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Butt snake

A snake is an elongated, limbless, carnivorous reptile. A butt snake is one that lives, or seeks to live, in your bum.

There is a supreme leader of butt snakes, who commands and controls all. If approached by a butt snake, do anything in your power to seal your anus because once penetrated, butt snakes are almost impossible to remove.

The supreme emperor butt snake only sees the colour brown, and travels at the speed of sound once locked on to its targeted anus.
Oh shit, there's a butt snake!

Stop being such a butt snake.

I think 'John` might be the supreme leader, he's such a butt snake.
by John Haines January 13, 2022
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Snake Safe

I heard they check your asshole when you go to prison, so I’ll just put my meth in my snake safe”
by JonG69 November 11, 2018
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Snake Cake

I like to have snake cake for dessert! ^~^
by Cxntastrophe March 11, 2015
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Snake Rattle

A specific method of giving a blowjob. A Snake Rattle is performed by the performer using his/her tongue to shift the mosition of the penis within his/her mouth, slapping it on the performer's teeth. If done fast enough, a rattling sound & feeling is experienced.
"That Cindy's tongue is fucking amazing! Her Snake Rattle sent me hissing & spitting!"
by Monkeyfucker1 October 22, 2008
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Snake Vomit

the term used to describe the sudden ejaculation of semen from the flaccid male genitalia. Most often associated with physical violence and verbal abuse.
Snake vomit soaked the fraternity brothers leather sandals after the wrestling match.

His knuckles crashed into the woman's head and he could feel the snake vomit moisten his undies.

"Daddy's gonna hurt you. Daddy's gonna hurt you real good", he cackled, as the snake vomit dripped down his leg.
by noodly mc sketti sauce November 21, 2011
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Snake Spotting

In a men's restroom - when one casually glances at another's penis while standing at a urinal.
Dude, don't go in that bathroom. This guy was snake spotting my love length in there...
by Hugh G Mungous July 25, 2007
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