Simon's Ankles

The weakest set of ankles in known existence. Collapse instantly under the slightest strain or duress. Unable to support a fully grown human being any more than 2 poorly constructed souffles
Did you see that man in-explicitly collapse upon himself? He must have "Simon's Ankles"!
by BoxerBoyBronson December 16, 2021
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The Simon Zone

1. Being in the Simon Zone is when you think you have a girlfriend on the basis that you are frequently texting a girl and have no intentions of asking her out.
2. Talking to a potential love interest without the need to meet with them in person
"Dude, get out of the Simon Zone and ask her out"
by theboss31 December 06, 2018
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Simon Simunek

A son of the sun. Be careful, you might get burnt!
Boy: Hi.
Simon: I´m Simon Simunek
Boy gets burnt
by Popbal March 24, 2019
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simone and daniel

Two people that secretly love each other but just say there "friends"
person 1: Omg you guys love each other so much date already!!!!
Daniel: bro shut up were just FRIENDSSSS
Simone : yeah man just friends!
your such a simone and daniel
by oh yuuhhhh February 27, 2018
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Lucas Marc Simon

A person that is passionate about aircrafts. He dreams about being up in the air far above the clouds. When Lucas Marc Simon has a dream he will fulfill it. Further he will help you in every situation of your life and will always make you laugh.
Did you hear Lucas failed his math exam again?
Lucas Marc Simon got the job as a flight attendant!!!
by forry17 January 27, 2017
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simon linnarsson

A sexy guy who likes to play Destiny and loves everyone but max newbery
if someone hates you like he really simon linnarsson you
by agata...singel December 12, 2016
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