Lard Rush

When a fat person says they are going to rush and or be quick at something, when in reality they take a really long time.

Liam: "I'm going to lard rush to the shops, want anything?"
Joe: "Cornetto"
Liam: "Ok, I will be 5 minutes"
Joe: "Liam you've just got back, it's been an hour and a half"

by FlexibleEwe7 May 1, 2021

pleasure rush

An orgasm, simply.

PERSON A : How was your night w Mazy?

PERSON B : Good, I got a pleasure rush.

PERSON A : Damn, for real?

by Arm0niaa March 27, 2023

Rush Fever

In light of pending rush events, one may experience arousal of the sympathetic nervous system causing increased adrenaline production and one or more of the following symptoms:

-acceleration of heart and lung action
-the "butterflies in stomach" phenomenon
-pupil dilation
-slight nervousness
-increased temperature (hyperthermia)
-stimulation, arousal, hyperactivity
etc.

Sarah: I've been running a high temperature and I can't seem to sit still. These symptoms all started ever since I received that email about Info Sessions this week...
Nick: Dude, you've caught that Rush Fever! Highly contagious. Embrace it, bro.

by AO Rush Chair September 2, 2012

Slush Rush

When a male pours a blue Slush Puppy into the vagina of a woman - usually creating a burning sensation. This is a tactic often used by aspiring teenagers trying something new.

Vickey: How was it last night Annie?

Annie: It was horrible! Donald slush rushed me round the back.

by Bazza G September 28, 2020

Junk rush

a multitude of unsolicited genital photos sent at once

Edmond Junk rushed me last Monday on insta.

by Streckdog69 January 21, 2024

Nitronic Rush

A rare moment when you suddenly decide to take LSD while driving your car to work for the first time and suddenly your transported to the grid and have to defeat a giant cyclops tower gone evil while performing sick tricks and jumps with your nitro-blasting, bunny-hopping, hardcore-carkour, high-flying car, while listening to the sickest house music ever made since Daft Punk. Also your randomly shout "KABAM, SON!!!" for no reason but it's epik.

Generic man #650782: I wonder what will happen if I take LSD while driving?

*Nitronic Rush intensifies*

by TRexIndominus March 20, 2022

Bomb rush blumpkin

A bomb rush blumpkin is where your getting a blumpkin (getting or giving head while on the toilet) and playing splatoon 2 at the same time

“Yo my girl just gave me a bomb rush blumpkin it was fire”

by Forbe June 28, 2024