Relationshit

When a fuckboy gets a girl really emotionally invested in him to the point where she thinks it's a full blown relationship, but it's actually a relationshit. She doesn't mean anything to him, he just needs her to bust a nut or unleash his emotional baggage.

Scott: Ay Brian, are you and Catherine a thing right now or what? Is she your girlfriend now man?

Brian: Nah bro, it's just a relationshit, idgaf about this bitch.

by weeds14 December 14, 2014

relationshit

when a poop takes so long to exit your body, you feel that you've endured a relationship with said poop.

That relationshit was a long time coming - I was constipated for 2 days!

by rorrific January 6, 2015

Relationshitasterphe

(N.) when one relationship turns into shit and causes a rolling shit effect to future and past relationships, thus creating a paradox of catastrophic horrible relationships

"We were gonna go out, but the time of the month ended up causing our relationshitasterphe"

by JBush420 September 10, 2015

relationsnap

A relationship that goes no further than a streak or conversation on Snapchat.

Dang, I wish I could get to second base with Michelle, but we only have a relationsnap right now.

by Thepencefence November 15, 2016

relationchippy

Someone who is good at relation ships

Im so relationchippy

by Jamie.b June 13, 2018

Long Distance Relationship

1. When a person commits to celibacy (abstention from sexual relations) to remain best friends with someone of the opposite sex, who lives far away.

2. Just as pointless as having a relationship via internet with somebody you've never even met.

Phil: "Hey Alex! Hows that long distance relationship with Kevin working out?"

Alex: "Oh its good! We got to iChat today!"

Phil: "Wow.. So you're giving up physical contact with someone here, so you can talk to him over the computer?"

Alex: "Hmm.. I guess your right.. Long distance relationships are pretty pointless!"

by Commander Of Chaos, CS, FL April 22, 2009

Complicated Relationship

Two people who are flirtatious and post eachother on social media that have some type of fling going on but are not dating for whatever reason.

Are you guys dating you always talk about eachother? Its kinda complicated relationship rn

by Newin lol August 24, 2018