C'mon, it's relationship canon that I know more about decorating. Stop second-guessing my decisions
You don't think I'm a better dancer than you? I though that was canon!
No, that's just your head canon.
You don't think I'm a better dancer than you? I though that was canon!
No, that's just your head canon.
by UncleAlias July 3, 2021
Get the Relationship Canonmug. A relationship wherein one party is caring, sociable, and friendly, while the other party is simply a dick. These relationships often ruin parties, outings, chillings, and friendships. The good person in the relationship is called the synergist. The dick person in the relationship is referred to as the dick. The dick often treats everyone like they either don't exist or are subhuman. They won't laugh along to any jokes, join conversations, or talk to anyone unless they're telling their synergist that they want something.
A Synerdickstic Relationship can be between two siblings, two friends, two partners, or two spouses. Despite the synergist and dick being complete opposites, the synergist often says that he/she is happy in the relationship. The synergist is also often under the assumption that the dick actually enjoys their company and justifies their actions as inherently being "that way", even though 90% of the time that assumption is false.
A Synerdickstic Relationship can be between two siblings, two friends, two partners, or two spouses. Despite the synergist and dick being complete opposites, the synergist often says that he/she is happy in the relationship. The synergist is also often under the assumption that the dick actually enjoys their company and justifies their actions as inherently being "that way", even though 90% of the time that assumption is false.
Darrel: Hey Anna, you're really cool and I like to hang out with you but your boyfriend is a buzz-killing dick.
Anna: Yeah, I know, I'm just in a Synerdickstic Relationship I guess.
I would invite Matthew to come hang out today, but he's in a Synerdickstic Relationship with his girlfriend.
Sheryl: Hey Jessica, your boyfriend is a real dick and is never nice to you. I don't think he likes you at all. This is a total Synerdickstic Relationship, when are you going to break up with him?
Jessica: I'm happy with him, I know he likes me, he's just that way.
Anna: Yeah, I know, I'm just in a Synerdickstic Relationship I guess.
I would invite Matthew to come hang out today, but he's in a Synerdickstic Relationship with his girlfriend.
Sheryl: Hey Jessica, your boyfriend is a real dick and is never nice to you. I don't think he likes you at all. This is a total Synerdickstic Relationship, when are you going to break up with him?
Jessica: I'm happy with him, I know he likes me, he's just that way.
by Pillar Nasty October 8, 2016
Get the Synerdickstic Relationshipmug. A relationship where you are serious enough to buy gifts for each other but you know it won't last. Your friends will ultimately receive the gifts after the relationship is over.
-Linda, are you still with Nick?
- No, it was just a crockpot relationship. Want the sweater he got me?
- No, it was just a crockpot relationship. Want the sweater he got me?
by ListenLynda September 16, 2017
Get the Crockpot relationshipmug. When these 2 wonderful peiple date there will be a lot of affection and gestures but not lots of communication. The"Karolina" in this relationship will often hide from jeffrey and will break his heart for a unnecessary reason.The "Jeffrey" will do anything to hug or kiss the Karo even pay somebody but this may lead to breakups. Besides the lack of communication this a wonderful couple but may need a little therapy or advice from Jeffrey's brother and Karolina's boy bsf
by That one couples therapist October 30, 2019
Get the Karolina and Jeffrey Relationship💝mug. Jamie said she needed to start working out more because she was trying to deal with the new relationship five she put on.
by Dilly Bob Thorton June 15, 2018
Get the New Relationship Fivemug. by druwl October 29, 2021
Get the Toxic Relationshipmug. When two people are dating only because -
- Their friends hooked them up
- One, or both, owes it to the other
- Are fuck buddies that don't want to be labeled such
- One, or both, is using it as an excuse to not be single
- The two actually deserves one another
Even though the causes for a Fallacy Relationship vary, it can always be characterized by one, or both, of its members heavily neglecting the relationship till need arises.
- Their friends hooked them up
- One, or both, owes it to the other
- Are fuck buddies that don't want to be labeled such
- One, or both, is using it as an excuse to not be single
- The two actually deserves one another
Even though the causes for a Fallacy Relationship vary, it can always be characterized by one, or both, of its members heavily neglecting the relationship till need arises.
-"Why didn't your girlfriend to come?"
+"Sorry, I forgot to invite her."
-"I thought you two were attached at the hip?"
+"Oh no, we're just a fallacy relationship."
+"Sorry, I forgot to invite her."
-"I thought you two were attached at the hip?"
+"Oh no, we're just a fallacy relationship."
by Mrjohndoe October 26, 2014
Get the Fallacy Relationshipmug.