Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!
Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.
Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!
Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.
Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.
Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!
Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.
Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.
by Dr.FartScientist October 4, 2020
Get the Mcdonald's Relationshipmug. A relationship Where you are dating multiple people in a closed monogamous relationship with each person in a system
by Breaddedfed May 2, 2024
Get the Jetamous relationshipmug. Bill will find that one person that will love him more than anybody has ever known and will know.They will start something together and he will love her with every bit of energy and soul.This relationship will have a lot of ups and downs but they will travel through time together and solve every problem.
Bill’s relationship-Having a good time with his girl ,makes her feel confident and able to be herself around him.
by Inspectorgadgett July 6, 2020
Get the Bill’s relationshipmug. A relationship where it's okay to cheat, but it's not okay, because you never really decided it was okay in the first place. A person in an open relationship doesnt see the havoc this adds to their life.
Female in open relationship- You can touch my tits. I'd let your brother/sister touch my tits too.
Guy in open relationship- You can lick my nutsack. Your sister can lick my nutsack too. We'll just trade.
Girl in open relationship- You're disgusting, I cant believe we got in an open relationship.
Guy in open relationship- The relationship is based off your template, not mine.
What happened to there being someone for everyone? If you know you're going to end up sticking with a decision (when you dont allow yourself a way out of it), you'll make sure you made the right one with no regrets. Right or wrong, you don't stay stuck with indecision, doing the wrong thing (everything happens for a reason, everything leads to what comes next) is sometimes the way to go if you're not stuck anymore after that.
Guy in open relationship- You can lick my nutsack. Your sister can lick my nutsack too. We'll just trade.
Girl in open relationship- You're disgusting, I cant believe we got in an open relationship.
Guy in open relationship- The relationship is based off your template, not mine.
What happened to there being someone for everyone? If you know you're going to end up sticking with a decision (when you dont allow yourself a way out of it), you'll make sure you made the right one with no regrets. Right or wrong, you don't stay stuck with indecision, doing the wrong thing (everything happens for a reason, everything leads to what comes next) is sometimes the way to go if you're not stuck anymore after that.
by Solid Mantis October 4, 2020
Get the Open relationshipmug. No sex 🙄
1.Bro I spend 7 mouths in a "unhealthy relationship".
2. Dude to my " unhealthy relationship" porn been my bestfriend 🙄🙄
2. Dude to my " unhealthy relationship" porn been my bestfriend 🙄🙄
by Unhealthy relationship May 24, 2016
Get the Unhealthy Relationshipmug. Not being in a relationship with someone because on of you is not read, but you want to me in one with that person.
Sierra: What’s up with you and Steve?
Nicole: We are on a relationship because I broke up with Tom a week ago.
Nicole: We are on a relationship because I broke up with Tom a week ago.
by Nickie411 August 14, 2018
Get the On A Relationshipmug. Where an individual has that many one night stands or dates with different people that they all merge into their version of a relationship.
1: "You've been on that many dates this week that they all seem to merge into a flick-book relationship!"
by Obasis September 2, 2013
Get the Flick-book Relationshipmug.