root rub

Going to the hairdresser and getting your hair roots rubbed with hair dye.

Went to the hairdressers as my roots were showing so I got a root rub

by Macknificicacent February 1, 2023

Rub D.N. Boot Polish

Rub D.N. is premier boot polish used by only the most elite soldiers around the world.

Sergeant: Are your shoes scuffed, solider? Are you looking for Rub D.N. Boot Polish? Well why don’t you Rub DEEEZ NUTTZZZ!

by The D.N. Expert February 23, 2023

Rub D.N. Boot Polish

Boot Polish for Deez Nuts

Hey dude, what do you use to polish your boots?
Oh I use Rub D.N. Boot Polish ,it's for Deez Nuts.

by D.N. Boot Polish February 23, 2023

State park rubbing

It's the state park clit! Not many know where it is but when you find it someone is happy.

Hey I found the spot for the state park rubbing!

by State park lover November 15, 2023

rub hog

A rub hog is someone who always wants to be rubbed (e.g. back or neck rub) in a non-sexual way. The rub hog generally only receives the massaging but does not offer reciprocation. This rub hog then turns into a rub log, going into a sleepy, near-comatose state.

Why don’t you just hire a masseuse, you f***ing rub hog?!

by What’supDoc November 16, 2023

Mild dry rub

Opposite of "hot sauce" indicating the presence of an STD causing ones genitalia to burn during urination when infected.

Unless you want your sausage to be covered in the"sauce" you don't really want to fuck Devilla. Nancy on the other hand is like mild dry rub, just as flavorful but without the after burn.

by Hidden truth is a lie November 19, 2023

Rub Smokies

Rubbing smokies is an act of endearment between two heterosexual male friends. Similar to an eskimo kiss but with their penises.

Dude, that was a thoughtful Xmas gift you got me. We should rub smokies later.

by Hmilltone December 21, 2023