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Rishi Rub

Rishi Rub is the act of checking your pockets for change after being bank raped by the Tories.
Have you done your Rishi Rub ready for the pub?
by KBlack92 May 3, 2024
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Rub

Whoa check out that rub at the bar over there i would tap that
by Mr shit March 25, 2022
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pocket rub

The act of masturbating through one's pants. The term originates from the fact that the person (usually male) needs to rub their penis through their pants, but to do so inconspicuously they do it by via the pocket(s).
That girl was so incredibly hot that I had to do a pocket rub
by Jackofmosttrades October 20, 2015
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wet rub

when you shat in your friends dads pants leaving a nice skid mark for the homie.
i’m glad neil let me borrow his sweat pants but unfortunately I left a wet rub in them so he might have to throw them out.
by themanthewetrub May 9, 2020
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Rubbed

An urban British slang term for something unattractive or of poor quality.
Friend 1: So what did you think of that girl last night?

Friend 2: I didn’t even like her like that shes rubbed.
by Gstarloc February 4, 2024
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shower rub

The act of rubbing one out while taking a "shower."

Usually requires a lifeproof case or you're porn will be water damaged pretty soon.
mom: roger you've been in the shower for an hour now

Roger:

Mom: you better not be in there giving yourself a shower rub!
by Sassyredbitch September 1, 2018
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Texas Dry Rub

When you start stroking your weiner with Tajin + Chili Pepper and Dry rub spices, normally going until you ejacualate on your peanits and mix the semen with the spices

It should be stinging violently after, this level 2 sex move is not for the weak.
Yo bro, it's been a long week I can't wait to do a Texas Dry Rub
by jelquer228573 March 13, 2025
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