Pre-Hooters pound off

The purposeful act of masterbation prior to a trip to Hooter's to avoid an embarrassing erection while eating.

Dan: Hey you wanna meet me at Hooters to watch the game?

Chris: Sure. What time? I need to go home for a pre-Hooters pound off so I'm not all boned up when Stephanie comes to serve us..

Dan: Well, let's meet at 8 then. I should probably take care of that myself.

by droopscrotty December 30, 2016

Pre-Christian

Relating to a time before Christ or the advent of Christianity.

Wicca is a pre-Christian religion.

by GamerOtaku February 8, 2017

Pre'd

1. English slang for cumming, or cumming prematurely.

"Dude, I was watching this video and I Pre'd in my pants."
"Wicked bro!"

by RCB Member September 2, 2018

pre-thunk

Thoughts that you are wise enough to formulate before they are needed.

The reason I can respond to your inane bullshit with a coherent argument expressed succinctly and delivered in but six seconds is because I have pre-thunk thoughts and you are a parrot parroting the parrots on Fox News.

by Len Bakerloo March 15, 2019

Pre-tec

(pre-tek) 1. Refering to a boost in performance equivalent to that of V-tec but dervived from Honda engineering prior to the use of V-tec. 2. A spoof of the word V-tec.

My Honda is equipt with Pre-tec.

by A20A1 May 8, 2005

pre j

A DJ (often an electro DJ) who cheats by producing and organizing his live performances at home, so when he plays them at a show, it sounds like the music is mixed on the spot.

-"Yo, I thought that DJ had some killer sets tonight. He's got mad skills."

--"Nah man, that shit was whack yo. He's a total pre j"

by MilesG January 10, 2009

pre-milf

A heavily pregant woman who is hot. On the way to being a milf.

Look at that pre-milf. Once she pops she's gonna be a milf.

by Rideru October 26, 2010