Package Soldier

One that uses his/her package to his/her advantage to persuade others to do his/her deeds.

The package soldier tiped his hat to the lovely ladies.

by JJ Tompson March 30, 2004

package pal

Someone who is best friends with there junk, so much they feel it necessary to grab it numerous times during a conversation.

That dude is definately a package pal as much as he grabbed his junk during that conversation.

by kstan3 June 3, 2010

six-packer

Noun: A butter-face who only seems attractive after a six-pack. Females of this nature can usually be found in any local dive bar.

Donnie rolled over in the morning, taken-aback by the six-packer he banged last night.

by Bangkok April 25, 2006

wab pack

When you fill your Two door (*most likely a Pinto, A Rabbit, or Tercel) up with way more than 4 people. Just like mexicans who are attempting to cross the border.

John: Damn, dude we gotta make it to this party, but we only got 4 seats in my car, and 16 people trying to roll
Adam: Fuck it, Lets Wab Pack it

by John Del May 31, 2006

Shower pack

A term often used in Jail or prison.

When an inmate would subscribe to a hot chicks magazine such as maxim so he can rip out pages of the half naked chicks.

he then proceeds to stick the paper in a plastic waterproof sleeve...

then stick it to the wall in the shower.

sometimes many of these will be in the shower at once for viewers pleasure

Ice-Pick " Hey man you got that new maxim? "
Stomps " hell yeah son! "
Ice-Pick " oh you know we bouts ta get down on some new shower packs! "

by Zachary Oside January 21, 2009

Fag Packed

When a gay guy is oreoed inbetween two straight guys in a truck/resturant booth/ etc.

God im glad i didn't go in that truck i would have been Fag Packed in between the two of them. Akward.

by MackDaddy617 September 2, 2009

suspicious package

A glass of wine with a shot of vodka.

"I'll order her a suspicious package or two and we'll go to her place in no time."

by 0ptimistic December 3, 2009