potato pro

someone who is a profoessional at screwing potatoes.

look at the way he holds that potato, he is such a potato pro.

by scooter wilson June 19, 2010

Potato Tree

1. A mythical tree with the magical ability to grow potatoes from it's branches.

2. A retarded argument

1. The legendary potato tree has evaded me for far too long, this time I shall find it!

2. "I read a book that potatoes grow on trees!" "Are you fuckin' stupid?"

by The Mysterious Hand March 28, 2011

Potato chip Licker

when someone is basicly sad or upset and tries to ruin fun for everyone else.

Steve: You guys don't understand how it feels to be dumped
Shaun: Quit being a "Potato Chip Licker", and have a drink.

by Horsey and kitty November 7, 2011

potato room

The gap, big enough to securely store a potato, created by misfitting jeans when the waistband does not meet one's back due to being disrupted by an especially convex badonk. The bane of existence to pants-wearing bedonked folk, it can be measured by the number of potatoes one can store in the consolingly handy storage space. The variety of said potatoes is entirely up to the interpreter's imagination.

Jane: I really like these jeans, but they just don't fit!
John: But they have to fit -they're in your size and everything.
Jane: Nope. Too much potato room.
John: Ah.
Jane: Damn my deliciously plump ass.

by fufupop December 5, 2012

Potato Bagger

The antonym of "brown bagger", A potato bagger is a girl that has a nice face, but an unattractive body. A potato bag race involves pulling a potato bag over the majority of your body while trying to hop to a finish line. From this game, evolved the name "Potato Bagger". It suggests that a girl with an unattractive body but a decent face should consider wearing a potato bag over her body while only revealing her face.

Tom: "Did you see the new girl they hired?"
Jim: "Yeah, she's definitely a potato bagger."

by Spaghetti Batman April 23, 2013

Potato in the closet

That feeling you get when you so stoned, you a potato in the closet, and that makes sense to you.

Yo my nigga, dat dank doe...I'm a potato in the closet right now.

by National Zanthom October 9, 2014

potato chip vag

A vagina that when explored via the mouth tastes like salt and tin foil.

"dude that chick Georgia had a potato chip vag"

by poosang November 5, 2014