Poop Locker

the posterior region of one's backside generally used for sitting, shitting, grabbing, rubbing, and a host of other unsavory activities. or quite simply the "ass"

"Stephanie was giving me some back-sass so i kicked her in the poop locker"

by Arrrraaaaaggghh September 19, 2008

poop on boob

The Greatest pleasure a man could ever experience.

Man that guy just poop on boob.

by Naybo odis October 20, 2019

Parker Poop

(Noun) To masturbate while saying you are taking a shit.

Guy: He's been in there for a while.
Friend: He's probably spanking his monkey.
Guy: Ahh a classic parker poop!

by Bo$$ Monster October 30, 2014

Poop Stalker

Someone who stalks another individual for the purpose of engaging in coprophagia. They typically follow someone around, wait for them to use a restroom, then consume their feces if they didn't flush. In extreme cases they might break into someone's home solely to eat poop out of their toilet.

One of Andy Sixx's fans was a poop stalker who waited for him to defecate into a porta potty then consumed his fresh dump.

"I think I'm being followed by an internet poop stalker."

by InternetPoopStalker June 22, 2021

poop tuba

A loud fart on the toilet that usually results in a highly accelerated poop shooting into the toilet.

Someone's playing the poop tuba in stall number two.

by SallyMaes January 19, 2016

Dog poop

This is a type of poop. It usually is the type of poo that is light brown and burns your butt hole as it comes out. It also burns inside your body as it forms. Be careful, sometimes it feels like diarrhea! If you have a dog poop, listen closely, for the poop likes to bubble up and make fizzing sounds!

Yes! I had a dog poop! It's my favorite type of poop!

by Harry the Pilgrim March 18, 2020

taco poop

Taco poop occurs when the meat falls out of the bottom of your taco.

Guy 1: I just lost half the meat from my taco!
Guy 2: Man, that's taco poop!

by mutedsapphire November 29, 2009