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porn butter

the frothy lube that is created from all the bumping and grinding on a hot set in front of the cameras
it was difficult to navigate across the room, with all the porn butter left after last nights escapades
by thecodger December 21, 2013
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Starbucks Porn

Simple as the name is, porn that involves a Starbucks kink. This type of porn is popular among basic bitches s it involves all their favourite Starbucks beverages.
Damn that was some kinky Starbucks Porn, she had a whole frappucino up her vag.
by WHatspoppinJimbo October 9, 2017
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LinkedIn Porn

The bottomless well of humble-brags and articles, memes, and stories that people incessantly and mindlessly share on LinkedIn - often from sources such as "Inc." or "Harvard Business Review" or some guy named Gary Vaynerchuk - and which address topics like leadership, empathy, and diversity and inclusion on an extremely superficial level.
I hate LinkedIn! I am so sick of seeing all this LinkedIn Porn with stupid quotes like "managers manage and leaders lead."
by Patton Freakin' Oswalt March 24, 2022
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Trump porn

Aggrandizing montages of news clips of Mr. Trumps best moments, watched for pleasure.
After my wife went to bed last night, I snuck downstairs and watched Trump porn.
by tho4m October 14, 2017
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waterbottle porn

when 2 waterbottles grab a nintendo ds and use the camera to film a hot porno consisting of 2 waterbottles being in a room and having sex
"hey did you watch that new waterbottle porn?" " yeah so hot right"
by chairman85 December 26, 2020
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Fidelity Porn

Guys who are so into their investments portfolios that they have to wake up at looking at it....look at it couple times a day...and look at it right before they go to bed.
Babe, seriously, we're watching a movie and I know you're checking your Fidelity Porn again.
by oklahomandrea December 7, 2016
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Hemorrhoid porn

When someone has a large hemorrhoid and participates in anal love
Dude is that blood ?
Yea I went all in that hemorrhoid porn.
by Breyez13 August 13, 2017
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