The Phantom Banker

He who banks but does not claim also known as, "The Secret Banker".

There has been no recorded sightings of the 'Phantom Banker'. All reports of his identity are not proven to be true.
If the banker wants to bank he does without pride of remorse.

He isn't the banker we deserve he is the banker we need...

Boy 1 - Who just banked that?
Boy 2 - I dont know, must of been.. "The Phantom Banker" DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!!!!!

by G_UNIT123 October 16, 2013

Phantom Hawker

Someone hawking up phlegm close by but you don't see them.

I was trying to watch that movie in the theatre last night but some phantom hawker kept ruining it.

I couldn't eat my meal at the restaurant, some phantom hawker put me off my food.

by Fenrar28 June 9, 2009

Phantom Fucks

When you get fucked so hard and good that you still feel it even after they are long gone.

He is great in bed. He fucked me so good here gave me a case of the phantom fucks.

by EngineerPatterson December 11, 2022

The Phantom Rule

You are not aloud to have sex with a fourteen year old girl if you’re a fourty year old man

The Phantom rule is based of the movie The Phantom of the Opera

by Singleminded dimensions May 10, 2021

Internet Phantom

A person who only appears on the internet very rarely much to the chagrin of their friends who wish they were around more to absorb their awesomeness.

Dang it, his posts are awesome but theres like one a year, he's such an internet phantom.

by Lord Cuddlesworth February 12, 2019

phantom upload

Fake term used as an excuse when one is caught with questionable photos on one's iPhone (note: often used in situations when the photos discovered are of other family members)

I don't know how they got there!!!! It was a phantom upload! That's not who I am!!!!

by DragonFire2678 January 18, 2015

Phantom

A shy human, probably has anxiety, and doesn't like being social.

Oh Josh, Your such a phantom!

by Phantom Funny March 10, 2021