beat the penguin

Jacking off or getting a hand job using snow or ice as lube.

Alternate meaning: when a programmer is verbally masterbating about their code.
I want some action in the cold snow baby.

Sure, pull down your pants and I'll beat the penguin numb as a stranger.
by Zen Mutty March 29, 2016
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Penguin Pecker

Short fat man, with tiny pecker, who waddles when he walks.
by JLDub November 09, 2023
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Penguin shuffle

The penguin shuffle is that walk of shame from your bed to the bathroom after ejaculating on pubes and belly whilst trying to not drop any.
My bro caught me doing the penguin shuffle to the bathroom, so awkward man!
by pacmanboy March 11, 2020
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The Slippery Penguin

This is a sexual position which can only be performed in an ice-rink.

The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
Male:

"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"

Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"
by JohnOfTheDoybervilles October 15, 2014
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slingshotting penguins

where's tim? i think he's slingshotting penguins (or slingshotting a penguin)
by declanisromped April 21, 2008
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Penguin Server

A server on discord where people will try to start drama with you as well as attempt to press you out of the server
by Penguin Server November 21, 2017
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Awkward Penguin

A method used to warm one's hands. Consists of shrugging arms up and down while pointing hands outwards as if one's arms were a penguin's wings.
She was about to get hypothermia, but the awkward penguin warmed her fingers.
by G009 June 02, 2016
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