Stealth pee

When you gotta pee really late at night so you go pee and wait to flush in the morning because you don’t wanna wake up your family/get exposed for being up late with the loud flush noise

Bro 1: sugar gay bro. Oh also last night I stealth peed. Have you ever done that?
Bro 2: yeah it’s smart

Trump: same

by bigyeeterz June 16, 2019

fart pee

When you try so hard to fart that you pee a little. The opposite of per fart

I let out a fart pee while sitting on the couch and had to go change my pants.

by bobby winchester May 31, 2016

Pee Anxiety

When you reach the urinal of a public restroom with the intent to pee, but you just can't seem to let it out. The anxiety hits when you are just standing there not peeing and hoping the other dudes don't notice that you're not peeing. Pee Anxiety typically occurs when there are urinal-users close by to you. In order to avoid suspicion, you will proceed to zip up and go wash your hands, pretending you peed.

Bro #1: Man, what took so fast in there?

Bro #2: I hate to admit it, but I got pee anxiety and just got out.

Bro #1: I feel you man.

by So Chill December 22, 2015

No Pee February

This means you can’t pee during February. If you pee you fail.

«Hey i just peed» «So you failed No Pee February»

by ldoe November 2, 2020

pee block

The inability to urinate in certain situations, also known as shy blatter syndrome.

"Man, I couldn't pee earlier.. The guy in the urinal next to me started making smalltalk about the weather and I totally got pee blocked..."

by Jimbo001 June 29, 2013

pee rag

a pee rag is someone beyond a piss wipe; they exhibit piss wipe behaviours on another level.

You are an absolute pee rag.

by Zea & Chloe September 25, 2021

Crosswind pee

When you have to align your penis a little offset of the toilet so that your pee stream actually hits inside the toilet bowl.

"Man, i really had to crosswind pee that one."

by Itznoone June 6, 2023