Pain Turkey

A medical patient who is believed to be faking their pain.

That patient is such a pain turkey, they are just here to get attention, painkillers, or both.

by Narwhal1758 September 11, 2023

pain in the ass hole

Often used in the gay community used to refer to someone who is hung causing immense damage to your rectum

Dear God, I was out with Kevin last night. He's a huge pain in the ass hole.

by Jayjaykink February 24, 2023

pain

when you just wanted to gain some lp but it backfired so hard that you now have a mental breakdown because of a video game and have extreme anger issues whenever you think about league of legends

i demoted to diamond 2, pain, suffering, misery, eternal damnation

by eternalsuffering January 26, 2021

Pain or Horny

The soul crushing decision every male has to make from time to time, the choice of am I uncontrollably horny or am I bone crushingly depressed. This question only arise as the sun goes down but still infects the mind like a third world parasite.

Guy 1: dude what did you do last night?
Guy 2: ah man I spent the night figuring out if I was in pain or horny.......it was just pain.

Guy 1: oh I was horny.

by Dickcheney425 February 25, 2021

Pain

This is another word for something being fine for instance a woman

She is pain 😮 💨

by anonymous January 2, 2024

Immense Saddness and Pain

When you feel that you want to die and dont want to die at the same time. Your brain is full of saddness and pain because you feel like nothing matters and that your problems are you fault. Your brain feels an undescribable internal conflict because it just hurts living, but at the same time, your too sentimental about those around you and you dont want to lose them by dying. It hurts and theres no way to get help. You can't decide if you want to just end it or suffer by just breathing. It certainly would be easier just dying but you would miss those around you...

The author of this definition feels Immense Saddness and Pain.

by Help_me_please. Im_in_pain January 24, 2019

AFK pain

AFK pain refers to the pain caused by feeling missing out the latest YouTube videos whilst you've been unable to watch YouTube for extended periods of time. AFK pain feels even more intense as you go to bed whilst having not watched YouTube during the day, which is as unpleasant as going to bed whilst being hungry. AFK pain is more commonly experienced by persons who have subscribed to lots of YouTube channels in a row (i.e. 600+ channels) compared to those who subscribe to few to no YouTube channels.

After a long day of the abstinence of YouTube due to losing arguments with my parents, I felt that serious AFK pain creeping in as I lay in bed, knowing I had missed out on all the latest uploads.

by Emotional Cruiser August 18, 2025