Parker Poop

(Noun) To masturbate while saying you are taking a shit.

Guy: He's been in there for a while.
Friend: He's probably spanking his monkey.
Guy: Ahh a classic parker poop!

by Bo$$ Monster October 30, 2014

poop on boob

The Greatest pleasure a man could ever experience.

Man that guy just poop on boob.

by Naybo odis October 20, 2019

Poop Stalker

Someone who stalks another individual for the purpose of engaging in coprophagia. They typically follow someone around, wait for them to use a restroom, then consume their feces if they didn't flush. In extreme cases they might break into someone's home solely to eat poop out of their toilet.

One of Andy Sixx's fans was a poop stalker who waited for him to defecate into a porta potty then consumed his fresh dump.

"I think I'm being followed by an internet poop stalker."

by InternetPoopStalker June 22, 2021

taco poop

Taco poop occurs when the meat falls out of the bottom of your taco.

Guy 1: I just lost half the meat from my taco!
Guy 2: Man, that's taco poop!

by mutedsapphire November 29, 2009

Poop Swagger

The type of walk a dog has right before they are getting ready to take a dump.

I was on the phone with my friend and told them i had to go. I could tell my dog was about to do his business because he had the poop swagger going on.

by SRE0510 December 22, 2009

Poop Torpedo

A poop torpedo is a poop that when followed by a fart launches a piece of solid poop into the toilet causing a splash of water like a torpedo would. You could in this case yell “fire” to let everyone know that you are locked and loaded and currently firing a poop torpedo.

Yesterday while I was on the toilet I launched the biggest poop torpedo in history, it was so big the splash back caught me and I was under heavy fire.

by Snapchat Rotaru May 21, 2020

poop tuba

A loud fart on the toilet that usually results in a highly accelerated poop shooting into the toilet.

Someone's playing the poop tuba in stall number two.

by SallyMaes January 19, 2016