When you have to shit so bad you waddle like a penguin to keep your cheeks clenched to prevent shitting yourself
If you had some bad Taco Bell that isn't sitting right and you do everything in your power to keep from ruining your nice pair of jeans you might wanna try the Shitty Penguin to the mud shack
by ByeFelicia6969 November 02, 2018
When you fuck her so hard with ground up gold fish crackers on your dick that she has to walk like a penguin afterwards.
by 696969699696 February 24, 2018
When a dump is so sticky and large that it slides down the side of the toilet bowl so slow and long enough for you to see after finishing that you witness it's movement before flushing.
by r3dm4n May 23, 2024
One who marches to the beat which Society has driven into their soul; one who has no backbone; a weak person, who lives up to unacceptable standards provided by society.
Was out last night and ran into a buncha societical penguins who tried to tell me I should pay my income tax!
by Redeyedrummer1977 June 03, 2019
by TakoTheMemer November 14, 2023
by Dante real man December 09, 2022