bike owner

A white person, because we all know white people pay for and own bikes.

That bike owner is such a hardworking, valued member of society.

by Gaytred January 27, 2020

My Predator Owns

A term used by The Flave to describe an innner sense of awesomeness that is really nonexistent. This happens by swearing up and down that the Predator was supposed to be in the new Batman movie. Your friends start making comments that they have cloaked Predators following them around and since The Flave is borderline retarded does not realize it is actually making fun of his mentally handicapped ass. Instead he goes around saying,"My Predator Owns," thinking he is cool. When in reality he is a welfare collecting drain on society.

The Flave:" I am so cool because my predator owns."

by PredatorChieftain December 14, 2010

chris.evans.owns.my.azz

Chris.evans.owns.my.azz is the swaggiest mutual you will ever meet

oh you’re mutuals with chris.evans.owns.my.azz thats so swag

by Chris.evans.is.daddy.asf June 5, 2021

ownist

ownist (n) a person who believes that s/he alone decides his/her circumstances and fate, and that if there is any entity that deserves complete trust, it is that voice which dwells within; an all-knowing and entirely dependable strength.

Jane/John never turns to God or other external sources for guidance. S/he relies on her/his own voice, is a true ownist.

by Andybrew April 11, 2010

Mass ownage!

The act of being absolutely awesome, sweet, cool, etc. or anything that has to do with ownd, ownage, or pwnd. (verb or noun)

OMG dude! Last night with Sara was so mass ownage! You don't even know!

by jakemebabe101 May 25, 2009

proud owner of the anitwitter discord

When you have sunk to the lowest point of existence

Mamidre: I am a proud owner of the anitwitter discord

by FormerOwnerOfautism October 30, 2017

owned

To so thoroughly beat someone, as to embarrass them.

Person 1: Did you see Jack? He just got owned by Fatal1ty.

Person 2: Yeah, it was embarrassing.

by wesintex March 7, 2009