why do i have an onion

bro me and my mom are so confused like what’s up with this onion

why do i have an onion plz i wanna know

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

Cute as an onion

A very cute girl

Sarah is as cute as an onion

by Bmwellss April 21, 2022

Pay you to make French onion soup

A figure of speech used to suggest that a task is too unbearable and taxing for someone to perform. Not to be taken literally or suggest that a deal has been made.

We will Pay you to make French onion soup

by achaemenid November 23, 2020

blow an onion

To exert yourself to the point of giving yourself a hernia. More specifically intended towards males, in reference to their manhood...

That box is heavy, I might blow an onion if I help you move it!

by Iittlemumma January 31, 2018

Dumpster Onion

It’s a nasty ass old bubble gum pussy but for some reason you still want to taste it

I would eat that dumpster onion!

It was a single wide full of dumpster onions

by BYG$ August 15, 2024

sad onion

Slang for a child aged 0-3 years.

2-year-old child: WAAAAH!
Jacob: Go back to your mum, you sad onion.

by ThomasWithoutAQ October 28, 2024

Onion trauma

Therapeutic diagnosis of individual/individuals who have suffered multiple layers of traumatic events either from one catastrophic event or multiple layers of trauma over the course of a lifetime.

Mark has suffered onion trauma when his house burned down and he not only lost all his home along with all his material worldly possessions but he lost his wife and children while also being injured himself being the only survivor.

Cindy suffers from onion trauma because she was left by her mother at an early age and then suffered losing a child of her own to addiction.

Term coined by Cathy Murillo

by Cathy Murillo February 22, 2025