Onion

Someone very stupid; Has the IQ level of a vegetable.

Person 1: Did you hear ____ got caught vaping in the school bathroom?
Person 2: At school? Jesus, that guy is an onion

by sofiee77 February 24, 2025

An Onioner

A wheat dough pastry in Polish cuisine, with a diameter of 15-20 cm, topped with diced onion and poppy seed, characteristic of Lublin cuisine. Originally named 'Cebularz'.

I just returned from Poland and I've eaten an onioner there. It was delicious.

by gingerfrog August 4, 2024

blooming onion

way of saying how garbage a person of color's haircut is. especially if its bunched up on the top of their head.

person 1: that nigga got a wicked haircut.

person 2: that shit looks like a blooming onion.

by busa quikie August 12, 2024

Dumpster Onion

It’s a nasty ass old bubble gum pussy but for some reason you still want to taste it

I would eat that dumpster onion!

It was a single wide full of dumpster onions

by BYG$ August 15, 2024

Bumpin Onions

When two people come together for coitus, or sex as most call it.

My buddy got married last week and now he stopped bumpin onions with me

by Gman1600 May 15, 2025

Onion Link

A sneaky link but you already know something’s up the girl is obsessed with trees woods whatever cnc ass vibe you can imagine RUN that’s not a sneaky link that’s an Onion link FOFO.

Emily gave head just to have ownership over a jhit she an onion link fr

by Rickytr0n May 21, 2025

Purple onion

A vagina of African descent.

Jake: "hey man, I finally had sex with a black girl"
Chad: "so you finally got some purple onion?"
Jake: "what?"
Chad: "yea, man didnt you look down while you were getting it in?"

by The real professor plum July 8, 2023