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Tommy Thistle

When you insert a 12 inch dildo covered in someone else's fecal matter into your own rectum.
I Tommy Thistled myself last night.
by Disgurl0805 November 24, 2023
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Tommy Two Cents

A guy that no matter how obscure the subject may be always has something to say. Often comments start in the form of a question, then lead to a diatribe on how one can get stronger Abs, or just some other random non associated garbage. Sometimes the person will talk in a whisper and drive everyone insane who is trying to listen, even though nothing that is coming out of that person's food hole is worth listening to. Often these people have names, but are often referred to with just facial expressions.
Hello I am Tommy Two Cents I know about advertising on cow hormones in Africa, which is famous for its ab workouts done in the jungle, similar to how I workout my abs, can you guys hear me? I have a microphone here, but I am not going to use it, because screw you.
by captain fucko May 11, 2018
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Tommy Guzcal

Polish resident of the Deerfield Red Light District during the draft kings era, known among villagers as a beef smelling dust ball who always had an extra comment, usually without meaning.
Girl: Do you know tommy Guzcal?

Me: Yeah I hate that dust ball. He smells like raw pork.
by Susan Gerber January 9, 2024
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Tommy Twinkerbell

a faggot with hiv.
Tommy Twinkerbell gets paid by con artists for his hiv blood. The con artist sent Tommy's blood to the county health department for a free hiv test with a victim's name. The county health department tells the poor victim of their hiv status. The guy who wants revenges on the victim pays the con artists and laughs.
by queensburykid July 27, 2025
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Tommy Tufts

When someones a Tommy Tufts they are a sigma not no half sender. Committed to the send as a true ferda. Will partake within a darty no matter the hour. Even his Exs still cherish him because he's such a full sender. Hussein's best friend.
That boy Tommy Tufts is such a sender
by jibber jabber December 18, 2024
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Tommy

A very cool guy. Most likely plays minecraft and is always talking to women 😎
Person 1: Do you know who he is?
Person 2: That's Tommy, innit?
by ahahhahaha i like minecraft February 24, 2021
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A Tommy

When you fuck a woman in the ass and then suck your own cum back out of it.
by WhatTommyWants February 10, 2023
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