I Tommy Thistled myself last night.
by Disgurl0805 November 24, 2023

A guy that no matter how obscure the subject may be always has something to say. Often comments start in the form of a question, then lead to a diatribe on how one can get stronger Abs, or just some other random non associated garbage. Sometimes the person will talk in a whisper and drive everyone insane who is trying to listen, even though nothing that is coming out of that person's food hole is worth listening to. Often these people have names, but are often referred to with just facial expressions.
Hello I am Tommy Two Cents I know about advertising on cow hormones in Africa, which is famous for its ab workouts done in the jungle, similar to how I workout my abs, can you guys hear me? I have a microphone here, but I am not going to use it, because screw you.
by captain fucko May 11, 2018

Polish resident of the Deerfield Red Light District during the draft kings era, known among villagers as a beef smelling dust ball who always had an extra comment, usually without meaning.
by Susan Gerber January 9, 2024

Tommy Twinkerbell gets paid by con artists for his hiv blood. The con artist sent Tommy's blood to the county health department for a free hiv test with a victim's name. The county health department tells the poor victim of their hiv status. The guy who wants revenges on the victim pays the con artists and laughs.
by queensburykid July 27, 2025

When someones a Tommy Tufts they are a sigma not no half sender. Committed to the send as a true ferda. Will partake within a darty no matter the hour. Even his Exs still cherish him because he's such a full sender. Hussein's best friend.
by jibber jabber December 18, 2024

by ahahhahaha i like minecraft February 24, 2021

by WhatTommyWants February 10, 2023
