No officer, I did not rape those 30 innocent children and then proceeded to hide them in my basement
by GenderBender123 September 20, 2021
Get the Officermug. (N)Noun Location:
The office of the former president is acknowledged by over 300 million americans as a beacon of light in a dark world.
On January 25th in the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty one, Former President Donald Trump opened an “Office of the Former President” that seeks to advance the interests of the United States and carry on the agenda of his inspired "America First" movement. The Office will be responsible for managing President Trump’s correspondence, public statements, appearances, and official activities to advance the interests of the United States and to carry on the agenda of the Trump Administration through advocacy, organizing, and public activism.
“President Trump will always and forever be a champion for the American People,” as quoted by The office of the former president.
The Office Of the former president is respected and acknowledged by over 300 million americans and will be a light in the darkness for all sovereign american peoples regardless of race, color creed, or political affiliation. No fat chicks or Commies!
The office of the former president is acknowledged by over 300 million americans as a beacon of light in a dark world.
On January 25th in the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty one, Former President Donald Trump opened an “Office of the Former President” that seeks to advance the interests of the United States and carry on the agenda of his inspired "America First" movement. The Office will be responsible for managing President Trump’s correspondence, public statements, appearances, and official activities to advance the interests of the United States and to carry on the agenda of the Trump Administration through advocacy, organizing, and public activism.
“President Trump will always and forever be a champion for the American People,” as quoted by The office of the former president.
The Office Of the former president is respected and acknowledged by over 300 million americans and will be a light in the darkness for all sovereign american peoples regardless of race, color creed, or political affiliation. No fat chicks or Commies!
Donald John Trump has officially created The office of the Former President to continue to make the radical far left cry. Just as the office of the president elect didn't exist until Trumps presidency, neither did The office of the Former President. This is because Donald Trump s a creator, weather it Jobs, a stronger military, opportunities or a greater America that's just what we does. it's just a bonus that the Leftist tears will result
by BDHN January 26, 2021
Get the The Office of the Former Presidentmug. When you work for a company that feels you couldn't do any better and should be privileged to work there. Boss makes you feel incompetent at every turn and has his favorites.
Oh great... here comes Brian to perform more Office Abuse on all of us. Cant wait to find another job.
by Jackpot!cs February 4, 2021
Get the Office Abusemug. I can't believe Mark and Joel split the NCAA pool- the night bfore the final game "just to be safe" What office pool eunichs!
or: I can't believe Jordan won't put in a dollar for the office pool- what an office pool eunich!
or: I can't believe Jordan won't put in a dollar for the office pool- what an office pool eunich!
by Stank the Tank June 19, 2008
Get the Office Pool Eunichmug. Adjective used to describe incredibly dumb or frustrating people similar to dealing with the USPS Post Office.
John tried explaining how smart he was and ended going post office on me, because he was so stupid it's frustrating.
by kelsiecole January 1, 2021
Get the Post Officemug. An aesthetic and fashion trend popularized by TikTok and Instagram in late 2023 and early 2024, taking inspiration by 1990's to 2000's corporate culture, luxury brands and being defined by items such as "Bayonetta glasses", pencil skirts, button ups, heels and female associated formalwear. The look is intended to look sleek, mysterious, sexy and nerdy. Occupations of the "office siren" include lawyer, librarian, receptionist and most popularly, a secretary.
by gilbert mudflaps June 6, 2024
Get the office sirenmug. For the most part, theres two kinds of people that get elected. Theres the kind that would allow people to shame or disrespect them out of an office and resign (no matter the reason given), and theres the kind you'd have to kill (the worst kind). If you're the first kind of person by nature, Trump wants you to vote, since you think you can change things. Back in the Middle ages, if the king wasnt dead, he was still the king, there were no elections. Besides the facade of free elections and newer technology, has anything really changed?
What would you do if you had an office? Would you let a bunch of people you didnt know, didnt know you, and who you didnt give a fuck about take it from you? Or, would you guard it with every weapon available to you? Especially if you knew you were for the most part able to disappear and reappear when and where you wanted to.
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020
Get the Officemug.